The Rogue Nation of Simian Island is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.902 billion Simian Islandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The powerhouse Simian Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,697 trillion Poos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,121 Poos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,121 per year while the poor average 6,166, a ratio of 70.6 to 1.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Simian Island's national animal is the Simian, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Simian Island is ranked 291,819^th in the world and 11,122^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 14.35 law-abiding acts per hour.