The Organised Khaos of
Moralistic Democracy
No Gods, No Masters
The People
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Some

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The Organised Khaos of Sideonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The People with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7 billion Sidian are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahnvarrds. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The large but underdeveloped Sidan economy, worth 417 trillion Nones a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 59,593 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Ahnvarrds Times is sold out, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens Sideonia's stability, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sideonia's national animal is the Politician, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Sideonia is ranked 34th in Nordic Lands and 7,016th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 12 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 7 hours ago: Sideonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Sideonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 15 days ago: Sideonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Sideonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • 17 days ago: Sideonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Sideonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 43 days ago: Sideonia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 44 days ago: Sideonia was endorsed by Norsvik.
  • 59 days ago: Sideonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 72 days ago: Sideonia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.

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