Most Average: 5,338th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,170th Most Avoided: 6,493rd
The Imperial Provinces of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Enim bonum Populi
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Imperial Provinces of Sicoutimont is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Empreror Jean III with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.457 billion Sicoutians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lac Drouin. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sicoutian economy, worth 745 trillion Sicoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,577 Sicoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and Beluga Whale racing stadiums are open 24/7. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicoutimont's national animal is the Beluga Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Sicoutian Church.

Sicoutimont is ranked 32,433rd in the world and 843rd in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,926.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Average: 5,338thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,170thMost Avoided: 6,493rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,356thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,362ndTop
Fattest Citizens: 8,170thMost Efficient Economies: 8,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,367thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,810thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,103rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,424thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,960thHighest Economic Output: 14,567thLargest Mining Sector: 15,040th
Most Average: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 275th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 290th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 300th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 305th in the regionMost Avoided: 307th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 307th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 335th in the regionFattest Citizens: 357th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 376th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 390th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 398th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 400th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sicoutimont's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Sicoutimont's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Sicoutimont's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Sicoutimont's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Sicoutimont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Average, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Most Efficient Economies, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Sicoutimont was refounded in Balder.
  • : Sicoutimont ceased to exist.
  • : Sicoutimont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Sicoutimont was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • : Sicoutimont was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics