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The Grand Duchy of Sicilania

“Paix, Justice et Patrie”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia

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The Grand Duchy of Sicilania is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Grand Duke Wilhelm with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 4.089 billion Sicilanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cité de Sicilania. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery.

Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicilania's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is None, and its currency is the Dollar.

Sicilania is ranked 611th in Europeia and 101,991st in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -35.8 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 18 hours ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Sicilania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sicilania, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sicilania, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sicilania, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sicilania, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sicilania, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 5 days ago: Sicilania was endorsed by The Mouse-a-rific Mousetastic Moderator Mousedom of Mousebumples.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sicilania, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sicilania, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sicilania, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.

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