Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,979th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,191st Most Beautiful Environments: 3,388th
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The Cunning Plan of Sichuan Pepper is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wordy with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.759 billion Pepperians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Environment, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepper Pot City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sichuan Pepperian economy, worth 492 trillion Peppers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 72,858 Peppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, Arms Manufacturing facilities are being turned into Clown habitats, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sichuan Pepper's national animal is the Clown, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Desu.

Sichuan Pepper is ranked 18,259th in the world and 14th in Valhalla for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,979thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,388thBest Weather: 3,756thNudest: 4,242ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,802ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,987thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,121stMost Conservative: 13,186thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,991stLowest Crime Rates: 16,147thHighest Drug Use: 17,242nd
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the region

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