The Cunning Plan of
Authoritarian Democracy
So Here Is Us, On The Raggedy Edge
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Cunning Plan of Sichuan Pepper is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wordy with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.823 billion Pepperians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, with Environment, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepper Pot City. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Sichuan Pepperian economy, worth 391 trillion Peppers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 67,207 Peppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, Wordy claims to be the epitome of family values, judges are all-powerful, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sichuan Pepper's national animal is the Clown, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Desu.

Sichuan Pepper is ranked 15,290th in the world for Most Armed, scoring 42.446 on the Magnum-Eastwood Ordnance Scale.

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