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The Most Serene Republic of Sica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Skanderbeg with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.181 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Healthcare and Defence are on the agenda. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the government seizes all major gold finds, Sica is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sica's national animal is the Lesser Spotted Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Groat.

Sica is ranked 677th in the region and 50,818th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.