The Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Nemo me impune lacessit
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Shunnach is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by O Great One with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.815 billion Jungles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strathmungo. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Shunnachian economy, worth 202 trillion baw bees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 13,642 baw bees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shunnach's national animal is the feral cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shunnach is ranked 138th in Wysteria and 139,131st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -50 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, Shunnach is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Shunnach after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Shunnach, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.

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