The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Yer damned if ya do, and yer damned if ya don't
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of Short shorts is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 27.824 billion Short shortsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong Short shortsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,159 trillion peat mosses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,390 peat mosses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, three toed sloth sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Short shorts's national animal is the three toed sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Short shorts is ranked 566th in Europe and 142,317th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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