Most Influential: 4th Safest: 31st Most Cheerful Citizens: 50th
The Federation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Yer damned if ya do, and yer damned if ya don't
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The Federation of Short shorts is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 28.819 billion Short shortsians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Short shortsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,207 trillion peat mosses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,103 peat mosses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and a government program is underway to revitalize Short shorts's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Short shorts's national animal is the three toed sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Short shorts is ranked 12,261st in the world and 66th in Europe for Nudest, with 217 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 4thSafest: 31stMost Cheerful Citizens: 50thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thLargest Publishing Industry: 74thHealthiest Citizens: 80thLowest Crime Rates: 83rdSmartest Citizens: 86thMost Cultured: 122ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 167thLargest Governments: 187thLongest Average Lifespans: 201stMost Beautiful Environments: 237thLargest Populations: 274thBest Weather: 309thHighest Economic Output: 431stHighest Poor Incomes: 616thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 623rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 632ndMost Pacifist: 647thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 718thMost Stationary: 731stMost Devout: 1,204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,554thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,012thHighest Average Incomes: 2,236thMost Developed: 4,565thMost Inclusive: 4,771stNicest Citizens: 5,066thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,109thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,385thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,175thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,404thNudest: 12,261stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,454thRudest Citizens: 15,735th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 63rd in the regionNudest: 66th in the region

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