“Yer damned if ya do, and yer damned if ya don't”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Negotiator
The Federation of Short shorts is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 23.043 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, voting is voluntary, and criminals are thrown to the three toed sloths to repay their debt to society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Short shorts's national animal is the three toed sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the peat moss.
Most Recent Government Activity: 85 minutes ago
- 82 minutes ago: Short shorts lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- 3 hours ago: Short shorts voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate NAZI EUROPE"".
- 3 hours ago: Short shorts voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Adequate Shelter".
- 1 day 15 hours ago: Short shorts's influence in Europe fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Short shorts, criminals are thrown to the three toed sloths to repay their debt to society.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: Short shorts lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Short shorts, voting is voluntary.
- 5 days ago: Short shorts was endorsed by The Freeland of Ancient Dacia.
- 5 days ago: Short shorts lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Short shorts, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
Endorsements Received: 96 » Sybaritic Socialists, Jenesia, Kureimoa, Alsted, Voxum Mortalum, Malacovia, Marmiedon, Capricania, Nuweland, Dauershire, Eurosceptic Citizens, Tigyland, Saconian, Valrem, Ascara, Stromia, Linkisheer, Nou Occitania, Kroinengin, Venetoland, Puerto Thelosia, Lexembourg, Silberia, Hamstery, Grasaland, Drenetharada, South Cowland, Fenian Provinces, Kaiserusse, Beauvoir, Chiolena, The Armed Socialist Workers Syndicate, Ivernia, Indulgence and Ecstasy, Veeten Engines, The Kingdom of Germania, Toongoosia, Pileusia, Ravenstein, Primarchite, The Seven Provinces, The Northern Scottish Isles, Outer Prussia, Echo von Cotta, Blue Pig, Albertinum, Multatuli, Nova Prutenia, Isolationist countries, Keris, and 46 others.New France of Silvius Bonaparte, Sahrath, Jon4de85, Carswellia, Scorjthaal, Artotzka, Vest Franksland, Imadistan, Greater Konigsberg, The Fair Republic, Melfar, Bylantia, New Brussland, Burgundaya, Ixtherion, Bering, Nukls-Andwicz, Science-Oriented Scots, The Roman Alliance, North-Western Russia, Constia, Arkham land, Marmotien, Corcrya, Butale, Chelsspence, The Roman Imperial Republic, Monte Caora, Strajalands, French Canadia, Empire og Kirgizia, Santamio, Mirandia, Foucaults garden, Faery Land, Kroazia, Puteren, Pesaro and Urbino, Eenhoorns, Stralane, Prussia Bavaria Saxony and Wurttemberg, Each-Uisge, Sperostet, Domanouq, Stato Mentale di Monza e Brianza II, and Ancient Dacia.