Most Influential: 4th Safest: 33rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 51st
The Ever Wanking Ghost of
Democratic Socialists
Yer damned if ya do, and yer damned if ya don't
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Ever Wanking Ghost of Short shorts is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 29.102 billion Short shortsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The income tax rate is 100%.

The powerhouse Short shortsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,245 trillion peat mosses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 248,954 peat mosses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive gerrymandering has earned Short shorts the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Short shorts's national animal is the three toed sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Short shorts is ranked 152,028th in the world and 606th in Europe for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -40.48 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 4thSafest: 33rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 51stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61stLargest Publishing Industry: 71stHealthiest Citizens: 85thLowest Crime Rates: 85thSmartest Citizens: 90thMost Cultured: 130thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137thMost Advanced Public Education: 178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 195thLargest Governments: 211thLongest Average Lifespans: 222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 253rdLargest Populations: 313thBest Weather: 320thHighest Economic Output: 446thHighest Poor Incomes: 676thMost Pacifist: 679thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 850thMost Devout: 1,264thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,723rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,338thHighest Average Incomes: 2,358thMost Developed: 4,935thNicest Citizens: 5,224thMost Inclusive: 5,651stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 8,393rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,638thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,658thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,378th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Short shorts, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Short shorts, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Short shorts, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Following new legislation in Short shorts, excessive gerrymandering has earned Short shorts the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'.
  • : Following new legislation in Short shorts, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions.
  • : Short shorts applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Short shorts lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Short shorts changed its national nation type to "Ever Wanking Ghost".
  • : Short shorts changed its national nation type to "The ever wanking ghost".
  • : Short shorts relocated from Osiris to Europe.

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