Nicest Citizens: 52nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 52nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 59th
The Forest of
Left-wing Utopia
Life Comes From-The Sun-Comes From The Tree
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Forest of Shirakahn is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.123 billion Shirakahnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Shirakahnian economy, worth 204 trillion happinesses of all a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 12,707 happinesses of all, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime is totally unknown. Shirakahn's national animal is the freedom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shirakahn is ranked 184,804th in the world and 5,191st in Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -74.08 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 52ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 52ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 59thBest Weather: 90thMost Pacifist: 97thLeast Corrupt Governments: 109thMost Beautiful Environments: 119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129thLongest Average Lifespans: 133rdMost Cultured: 167thMost Rebellious Youth: 301stHealthiest Citizens: 406thHighest Average Tax Rates: 441stMost Inclusive: 456thSmartest Citizens: 578thLargest Governments: 583rdSafest: 1,498thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,055thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,058thMost Influential: 2,345thLowest Crime Rates: 2,824thMost Secular: 4,859thLargest Populations: 5,299thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,861stMost Income Equality: 8,291stTop
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Nudest: 13,907thMost Politically Free: 16,408th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionTop
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Safest: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionMost Income Equality: 152nd in the regionMost Secular: 153rd in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 373rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 395th in the regionNudest: 512th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Shirakahn was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Huge Buns.
  • : Shirakahn was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Greesa.
  • : Shirakahn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest and the Top 5% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Shirakahn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, auditors are gutting every governmental department.

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