Most Cheerful Citizens: 52nd Nicest Citizens: 53rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 62nd
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Life Comes From-The Sun-Comes From The Tree
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The Forest of Shirakahn is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.926 billion Shirakahnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Shirakahnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion happinesses of all a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 100,007 happinesses of all, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown. Shirakahn's national animal is the freedom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shirakahn is ranked 121,974th in the world and 4,097th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 0.05 Stalins.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 52ndNicest Citizens: 53rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 62ndMost Beautiful Environments: 77thMost Pacifist: 92ndLongest Average Lifespans: 94thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94thBest Weather: 96thLeast Corrupt Governments: 122ndMost Cultured: 164thHighest Average Tax Rates: 186thLargest Governments: 263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 300thMost Inclusive: 324thHealthiest Citizens: 418thLargest Welfare Programs: 444thSmartest Citizens: 512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 621stSafest: 740thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,365thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,128thMost Influential: 2,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,466thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,790thLargest Populations: 5,359thHighest Economic Output: 5,821stMost Politically Free: 6,111thMost Secular: 6,346thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,461stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,640thTop
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Nudest: 10,352ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,348th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionMost Politically Free: 148th in the regionLargest Populations: 192nd in the regionMost Secular: 195th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 292nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 324th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349th in the regionNudest: 392nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 434th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Shirakahn voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Lone Wolves United".
  • : Shirakahn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Foreign Patent Recognition"".
  • : Shirakahn was endorsed by The Perpetual Sunshine Kingdom of Ashelon.
  • : Shirakahn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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