Most Cheerful Citizens: 52nd Nicest Citizens: 53rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 63rd
The Forest of
Left-wing Utopia
Life Comes From-The Sun-Comes From The Tree
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Forest of Shirakahn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.564 billion Shirakahnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Shirakahnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion happinesses of all a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 99,935 happinesses of all, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, and the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Shirakahn are highly popular tourist destinations. Crime is totally unknown. Shirakahn's national animal is the freedom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shirakahn is ranked 150,990th in the world and 4,614th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -43.47 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 52ndNicest Citizens: 53rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 63rdMost Beautiful Environments: 74thMost Pacifist: 74thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88thBest Weather: 89thLongest Average Lifespans: 95thLeast Corrupt Governments: 112thMost Cultured: 159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 161stMost Inclusive: 212thLargest Governments: 229thSafest: 280thMost Rebellious Youth: 281stHealthiest Citizens: 407thLargest Welfare Programs: 423rdSmartest Citizens: 547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 631stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,084thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,269thLowest Crime Rates: 1,476thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,006thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,274thMost Influential: 2,457thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,753rdLargest Populations: 5,498thHighest Economic Output: 5,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,255thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,624thMost Secular: 7,176thTop
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Nudest: 15,034th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 114th in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionMost Secular: 195th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 306th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 310th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Shirakahn are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Shirakahn, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.

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