The Sheldonist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
In Reason We Trust
Sheldor
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The Sheldonist Republic of Sheldony is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sheldor with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.934 billion Sheldonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheldonia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The sizeable but stagnant Sheldonian economy, worth 71.0 trillion Sheldeuros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,969 Sheldeuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sheldony's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sheldony is ranked 5,861st in The North Pacific and 127,458th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,014.452 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Sheldony was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Sheldony was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: Sheldony was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 11 days ago: Sheldony was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • 12 days ago: Sheldony was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • 13 days ago: Sheldony was endorsed by The Kingdom of Jlink.
  • 14 days ago: Sheldony was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Kalatun.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheldony, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheldony, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheldony, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.

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