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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM

“Do androids dream?”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Ulthar

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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.009 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrell Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling industries.

All recreational drugs are legal, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Sheep with RAM's national animal is the Nexus-6, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Deckard.

Sheep with RAM is ranked 22nd in Ulthar and 115,231st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.008 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Sheep with RAM was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Sheep with RAM's influence in Ulthar fell from "Power" to "Ambassador".
  • 4 days ago: Sheep with RAM's influence in Ulthar rose from "Ambassador" to "Power".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.

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by Max Barry

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