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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM

“Do androids dream?”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Ulthar

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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 12.34 billion Sheep with RAMian are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrell Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling industries.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Sheep with RAM's national animal is the Nexus-6, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Deckard.

Sheep with RAM is ranked 15th in Ulthar and 46,938th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 2 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 55 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the state subsidizes liposuction.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 8 days ago: Sheep with RAM was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive (last census: Top 1%).

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by Max Barry

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