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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM

“Do androids dream?”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Ulthar

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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.711 billion Sheep with RAMians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrell Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheep with RAMian economy, worth a remarkable 2,943 trillion Deckards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,536 Deckards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,098,568 per year while the poor average 28,798, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sheep with RAM's national animal is the Nexus-6, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sheep with RAM is ranked 23rd in Ulthar and 111,859th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -1,887.3 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Sheep with RAM was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • 5 days ago: Sheep with RAM was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the nation leads Ulthar in per capita stalking.

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by Max Barry

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