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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM

“Do androids dream?”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Ulthar

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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.604 billion Sheep with RAMian are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrell Corporate HQ. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, Nexus-6 racing stadiums are open 24/7, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Sheep with RAM's national animal is the Nexus-6, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Deckard.

Sheep with RAM is ranked 6th in Ulthar and 40,975th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -13 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 37 minutes ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, Nexus-6 racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, train stations can be 'armful places.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.

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by Max Barry

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