The Poor Little Orphan Bot of
Capitalist Paradise
Do androids dream?
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.941 billion Sheep with RAMians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrell Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheep with RAMian economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion Deckards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 228,487 Deckards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,273,818 per year while the poor average 20,461, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Sheep with RAM is building an army to protect its overseas territories, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists, the government snoops on private internet connections, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sheep with RAM's national animal is the Nexus-6, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sheep with RAM is ranked 21st in Ulthar and 124,755th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -17 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, Sheep with RAM is building an army to protect its overseas territories.
  • 5 days ago: Sheep with RAM was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • 6 days ago: Sheep with RAM's influence in Ulthar fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, Max Barry is this year's Miss Sheep with RAM.

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