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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM

“Do androids dream?”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Ulthar

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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.768 billion Sheep with RAMian are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrell Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports industries.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, protests are legal but strictly supervised, the state subsidizes liposuction, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Sheep with RAM's national animal is the Nexus-6, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Deckard.

Sheep with RAM is ranked 27th in Ulthar and 109,723rd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -1,518 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 78 minutes ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the state subsidizes liposuction.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, Sheep with RAM's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.

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by Max Barry

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