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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM

“Do androids dream?”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Ulthar

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The Poor Little Orphan Bot of Sheep with RAM is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 12.013 billion Sheep with RAMian are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrell Corporate HQ. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling industries.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Sheep with RAM's national animal is the Nexus-6, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Deckard.

Sheep with RAM is ranked 2nd in Ulthar and 482nd in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 365 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Sheep with RAM was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, guns are banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, armed police units patrol the roads late at night.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Sheep with RAM, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.

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by Max Barry

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