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Most Influential: 537thLowest Crime Rates: 717thHighest Economic Output: 965th
The Democratic Republic of
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SetiCrunchers

Population36.954 billion

CapitalSetiCrunchers City
LeaderSetiCruncher

Currencydata packet
Animalradio observatory

The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SetiCruncher with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 36.954 billion SetiCrunchersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SetiCrunchers City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient SetiCrunchersian economy, worth a remarkable 9,378 trillion data packets a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,775 data packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SetiCrunchers's national animal is the radio observatory, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SetiCrunchers is ranked 7,086th in the world and 23rd in Canada for Most Cultured, scoring 139 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 537thLowest Crime Rates: 717thHighest Economic Output: 965thSafest: 1,267thMost Devout: 1,604thSmartest Citizens: 1,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,732ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,848thLargest Governments: 1,951stLargest Populations: 2,075thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,110thLargest Mining Sector: 2,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,267thMost Developed: 2,505thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,558thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,632ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,885thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,976thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,815thHighest Average Incomes: 5,057thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,718thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,726thHealthiest Citizens: 6,772ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,819thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,984thMost Cultured: 7,086thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,537thHighest Food Quality: 12,707thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,985thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,245thMost Patriotic: 14,526thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 19,841stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,221st
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SetiCrunchers, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 83 million infected.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 38 million infected.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 41 million infected.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 89 million infected.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 50 million infected.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 86 million infected.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 71 million infected.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 62 million infected.
  • : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 90 million infected.

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