Population | 36.954 billion |
Capital | SetiCrunchers City |
Leader | SetiCruncher |
Currency | data packet |
Animal | radio observatory |
The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SetiCruncher with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 36.954 billion SetiCrunchersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SetiCrunchers City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient SetiCrunchersian economy, worth a remarkable 9,378 trillion data packets a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,775 data packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's always rabbit season, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SetiCrunchers's national animal is the radio observatory, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
SetiCrunchers is ranked 7,086th in the world and 23rd in Canada for Most Cultured, scoring 139 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in SetiCrunchers, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 83 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 38 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 41 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 89 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 50 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 86 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 71 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 62 million infected.
- : SetiCrunchers was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ginema, curing 90 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Almonaster Nuevo, Maple Islands, Mirahge, Parkplace, East Canuck, Cliyf Drines, Devil Heart, British Canuckistan, Cowland5, New Vinland, SLAM-ER, Firefights, Mojaguay, Kiljarit, Newfoundland and Gaspesie, and Grananthaia.