The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SetiCruncher with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 37.113 billion SetiCrunchersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SetiCrunchers City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient SetiCrunchersian economy, worth a remarkable 9,423 trillion data packets a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,914 data packets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SetiCrunchers's national animal is the radio observatory, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SetiCrunchers is ranked 720^th in the world and 3^rd in Canada for Lowest Crime Rates, with 181.05 law-abiding acts per hour.