The Central Republic of
Capitalizt
You choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Central Republic of Septalon is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ambroscus Koth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.606 billion Septalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betasector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.5%.

The powerhouse Septalonian economy, worth 666 trillion septoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 77,404 septoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,119 per year while the poor average 20,795, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Septalon's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Septalon is ranked 3rd in The Imperial Legion and 71,975th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 13 days ago: Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 26 days ago: Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 33 days ago: Septalon's influence in The Imperial Legion rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 34 days ago: Septalon fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 45 days ago: Septalon fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 55 days ago: Septalon fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 70 days ago: Septalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 84 days ago: Septalon fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 121 days ago: Septalon lost WA Delegate status in The Imperial Legion.
  • 121 days ago: Septalon resigned from the World Assembly.

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