Largest Populations: 8,694th Highest Economic Output: 11,781st Largest Publishing Industry: 11,872nd
The Central Republic of
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The Central Republic of Septalon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ambroscus Koth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.887 billion Septalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Betasector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The powerhouse Septalonian economy, worth 908 trillion septoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 76,391 septoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,392 per year while the poor average 20,751, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Septalon's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Septalon is ranked 14,102nd in the world and 2nd in The Imperial Legion for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,108.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 8,694thHighest Economic Output: 11,781stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,872ndRudest Citizens: 12,914thMost Armed: 13,265thMost Stationary: 13,614thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,102ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,915th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Septalon altered its national flag.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Septalon lodged a message on the The Imperial Legion Regional Message Board.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens, Largest Gambling Industry, Most Avoided, Largest Populations, and Most Pro-Market.
  • : Septalon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Septalon fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.


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