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The Totally Holy Armed Empire of Seomis

“Veni Vidi Vici”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Totally Holy Armed Empire of Seomis is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Crown-Prince Seomis Augustus with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 5.718 billion Seomisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Law & Order are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel of Seomis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (Seomis has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seomis's national animal is the Wildboar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Cult of Seomis, and its currency is the Krone.

Seomis is ranked 2,867th in Balder and 110,211th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -20 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Seomis, the undead roam the streets and countryside at night (Seomis has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Seomis, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Seomis was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Seomis, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Seomis, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Seomis, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Seomis, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Seomis, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Seomis was refounded in Balder.
  • 20 days ago: Seomis ceased to exist.

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