The Protectorate of Semper Felis is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 28.58 billion Semper Felisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The strong Semper Felisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,663 trillion treats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 58,192 treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and protests are illegal. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Semper Felis's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Semper Felis is ranked 168,298^th in the world and 2^nd in The United Feline Commonwealths for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.43 law-abiding acts per hour.