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The United Social Republic of Sedikal

“Bäskin jë hünvk Vos Akèń”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: ISSU

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The United Social Republic of Sedikal is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jęk Belavoveç with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.425 billion Sedikalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and the Environment are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neccereç. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Sedikal to be bombproof, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sedikal's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the shelk.

Sedikal is ranked 3rd in ISSU and 6,786th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 45 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 28 days ago

  • 23 hours ago: Sedikal was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Sedikal fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Sedikal was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 8 days ago: Sedikal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Sedikal's influence in ISSU fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • 18 days ago: Sedikal's influence in ISSU rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • 20 days ago: Sedikal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • 28 days ago: Sedikal's influence in ISSU fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • 28 days ago: Sedikal lodged a message on the ISSU Regional Message Board.
  • 28 days ago: Sedikal altered its national flag.

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