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The Environmental Dogood Society of Second Babelistan

“Be creative and happy... ”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Environmental Dogood Society of Second Babelistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12.317 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, the Environment, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Babelistan City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation’s borders, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is totally unknown. Second Babelistan's national animal is the mutated flargh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dulled merks.

Second Babelistan is ranked 3,613th in Lazarus and 101,418th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -87 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens #1 in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Cultured Top 5% of Lazarus for Highest Drug Use Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of Lazarus for Most Extreme Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of Lazarus for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 10% of Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of Lazarus for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Nudest #1 in Lazarus for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 10% of Lazarus for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of Lazarus for Most Politically Free Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 10% of Lazarus for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of Lazarus for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of Lazarus for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of Lazarus for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

12 days ago: Second Babelistan was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
12 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
12 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation’s borders.
12 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
12 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
12 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
39 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
39 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
39 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, students cut up leftover dulled merkss during Arts and Crafts.
39 days ago: Following new legislation in Second Babelistan, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.