| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Negotiator
Location: Asia
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Soviet Union of Sebytania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Vladimir Sharapov with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 20.206 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Segety. The average income tax rate is 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, Sebytania's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebytania's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the speuto.
Sebytania is ranked 6th in Asia and 2,613th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 25 on the Bus Surprisal Index.


























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 5 days ago:
Sebytania fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector. - 17 days ago:
Sebytania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Avoided. - 35 days ago:
Sebytania lodged a message on the Asia Regional Message Board. - 66 days ago:
Sebytania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%). - 76 days ago:
Sebytania fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates. - 76 days ago:
Sebytania lodged a message on the Asia Regional Message Board. - 98 days ago:
Sebytania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%). - 102 days ago:
Sebytania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%). - 134 days ago:
Sebytania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%). - 175 days ago:
Sebytania lodged a message on the Asia Regional Message Board.






