The Clamorous Gaudy Turmoil of Scuyuup is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wyatt Schmells with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 15.043 billion Scuyuupians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mephitis. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The strong Scuyuupian economy, worth a remarkable 1,616 trillion malodors a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,464 malodors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Mephitis Times is sold out, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and the skunk is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scuyuup's national animal is the skunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noisomeness.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scuyuup endorsed The Socialist Worker's Paradise of Randlia.
- : Scuyuup was endorsed by The Socialist Worker's Paradise of Randlia.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Lowest Crime Rates, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Most Influential.
- : Scuyuup was endorsed by Mustang horsepower.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
- : Scuyuup fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).