The Clamorous Gaudy Turmoil of Scuyuup is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wyatt Schmells with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 15.725 billion Scuyuupians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mephitis. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The strong Scuyuupian economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion malodors a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,393 malodors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, concussed skunkball players cannot remember their lineup position, government officials across Scuyuup are being "encouraged" to adopt skunks to set an example for the populace, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scuyuup's national animal is the skunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Noisomeness.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scuyuup's influence in Gatesville Inc fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Scuyuup's influence in Gatesville Inc rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Governments.
- : Scuyuup was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Scuyuup was endorsed by The Superiority of The War Loving People.
- : Scuyuup was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Scuyuup was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Scuyuup was endorsed by The Risen Peoples of Aonwia.