The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Lifes pretty bad, deal with it
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Screaming Saint is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Screaming Saint with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 8.326 billion Screaming Saintians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvation. The average income tax rate is 2.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Screaming Saintian economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Drakims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,641 Drakims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and Salvation is a police state during international summits. Crime is totally unknown. Screaming Saint's national animal is the Zerglings, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Screaming Saint is ranked 742nd in 10000 Islands and 49,762nd in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 49.831 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

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