The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Lifes pretty bad, deal with it
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Screaming Saint is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Screaming Saint with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 8.512 billion Screaming Saintians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvation. The average income tax rate is 2.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Screaming Saintian economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion Drakims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,532 Drakims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime is totally unknown. Screaming Saint's national animal is the Zerglings, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Screaming Saint is ranked 1,592nd in 10000 Islands and 115,741st in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -294 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Screaming Saint, abortions are routinely performed in Screaming Saint's hospitals.

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