The Reality TV Show of
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Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Reality TV Show of Scownyland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Brother with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.911 billion Scownylandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scownyville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scownylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,701 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,857 Triganic Pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Scownyville Times is sold out, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Scownyland's national animal is the Non Celebrity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scownyland is ranked 1st in The Land of Nearly Enough and 72,125th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 54 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scownyland, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Scownyland, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Scownyville Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Scownyland, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Scownyland, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Scownyland, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Scownyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Scownyland fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Scownyland, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Scownyland, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Scownyland, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Triganic Pus of property damage.

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