The Reality TV Show of
Democratic Socialists
What you know you don't know CAN hurt you
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Reality TV Show of Scownyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.939 billion Scownylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scownyville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scownylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,483 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,838 Triganic Pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is totally unknown. Scownyland's national animal is the Non Celebrity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scownyland is ranked 1st in The Land of Nearly Enough and 143,656th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -10 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • 22 days ago: Scownyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, Scownyland-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Scownyland Blood Tithe.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the nation refuses to provide international aid.

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