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The Reality TV Show of Scownyland

“What you know you don't know CAN hurt you”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Land of Nearly Enough

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The Reality TV Show of Scownyland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 18.829 billion Scownylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scownyville. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime is totally unknown. Scownyland's national animal is the Non Celebrity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Triganic Pu.

Scownyland is ranked 1st in The Land of Nearly Enough and 114,296th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -26 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 15 days ago: Scownyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • 17 days ago: Scownyland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.

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