The Reality TV Show of
Democratic Socialists
What you know you don't know CAN hurt you
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Reality TV Show of Scownyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Big Brother with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.286 billion Scownylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scownyville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scownylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,574 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,493 Triganic Pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security, Scownyland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, Big Brother's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Scownyland's national animal is the Non Celebrity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scownyland is ranked 1st in The Land of Nearly Enough and 146,827th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -727 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, gambling is outlawed.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, Big Brother's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, Scownyland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 27 days ago: Scownyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • 36 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.

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