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The Reality TV Show of Scownyland

“What you know you don't know CAN hurt you”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Land of Nearly Enough

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The Reality TV Show of Scownyland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Big Brother with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 18.468 billion Scownylandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scownyville. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, private law firms are unheard of, and 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto. Crime is totally unknown. Scownyland's national animal is the Non Celebrity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Triganic Pu.

Scownyland is ranked 1st in The Land of Nearly Enough and 243rd in the world for Best Weather, with 905 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, students in Scownyland's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, surveillance cameras are banned.

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