The Reality TV Show of
Democratic Socialists
What you know you don't know CAN hurt you
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Reality TV Show of Scownyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Big Brother with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 20.537 billion Scownylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scownyville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scownylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,605 trillion Triganic Pus a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,258 Triganic Pus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, Big Brother panders to nontraditional families, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Big Brother's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Scownyland's national animal is the Non Celebrity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scownyland is ranked 1st in The Land of Nearly Enough and 128,170th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -6,519.215 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Big Brother's bedroom.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, Big Brother panders to nontraditional families.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • 11 days ago: Scownyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Scownyland, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.

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