Most Secular: 12th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14th Largest Publishing Industry: 20th
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Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Doohanity of Scottrick is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 27.461 billion Scottrickians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Welfare and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scottrickian economy, worth a remarkable 8,252 trillion robonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 300,506 robonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Scottrick City Times is sold out, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scottrick's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scottrick is ranked 143,319th in the world and 1st in The Monastery for Most Conservative, scoring 22.92 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Secular: 12thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14thLargest Publishing Industry: 20thLeast Corrupt Governments: 34thSmartest Citizens: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 54thLargest Agricultural Sector: 64thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 131stMost Advanced Public Education: 153rdMost Cultured: 157thHighest Poor Incomes: 181stHighest Economic Output: 318thMost Scientifically Advanced: 336thMost Developed: 551stLargest Populations: 820thHighest Crime Rates: 978thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,007thMost Inclusive: 1,186thHighest Average Incomes: 1,260thLargest Retail Industry: 1,317thMost Stationary: 1,327thMost Pacifist: 1,332ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,408thTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,539thLargest Governments: 2,622ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,636thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,152ndRudest Citizens: 4,404thMost Influential: 5,252ndTop
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Nudest: 8,820thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,008thMost Efficient Economies: 10,599thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,500thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,752nd

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Scottrick City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Scottrick, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.

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