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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.428 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 1st in Digiphysical Interface and 111,114th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 days ago

  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 6 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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