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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.108 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 2nd in Digiphysical Interface and 11,819th in the world for Most Influential, scoring 35 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2Scoochi2, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2Scoochi2, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Scoochi2Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2Scoochi2, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2Scoochi2, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2Scoochi2, Scoochi2 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2Scoochi2, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Scoochi2Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2Scoochi2, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2Scoochi2, research into 'designer babies' is banned.

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