Most Efficient Economies: 9th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th Most Devout: 58th
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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.437 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,399 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 391st in the world and 1st in Digiphysical Interface for Best Weather, with 653 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Efficient Economies: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44thMost Devout: 58thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114thMost Primitive: 237thLowest Crime Rates: 250thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 359thMost Beautiful Environments: 371stBest Weather: 391stMost Ignorant Citizens: 486thMost Subsidized Industry: 499thLongest Average Lifespans: 881stMost Corrupt Governments: 899thMost Pacifist: 939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,037thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,161stLargest Governments: 1,286thTop
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Safest: 2,683rdMost Stationary: 2,835thHighest Economic Output: 2,935thLargest Populations: 4,947thMost Conservative: 6,242ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,477thMost Influential: 8,322ndMost Authoritarian: 9,128thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 10,162ndMost Developed: 17,498thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,559th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and Mr Money Headquarters.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Lowest Crime Rates, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Scoochi2 proposed constructing embassies between Digiphysical Interface and The legend of zelda.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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