The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of
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Scoochi2
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.874 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,023 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,840 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, and there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 2nd in Digiphysical Interface and 40,870th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 4 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • 7 days ago: Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Scoochi2 and Sandy Claws of Candy Floss.
  • 8 days ago: Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 13 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.

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