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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.949 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 1st in Digiphysical Interface and 119,821st in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -10 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, military funding has been stripped back.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens".
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, Scoochcity is a police state during international summits.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 19 days ago: Scoochi2 purchased a ByteCoin miner for ฿ 4.000.

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