Most Efficient Economies: 9th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd Most Devout: 63rd
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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.749 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,444 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 1,179th in the world and 1st in Digiphysical Interface for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 72.05 Whatever.

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Most Efficient Economies: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42ndMost Devout: 63rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 125thMost Primitive: 245thLowest Crime Rates: 253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 384thMost Beautiful Environments: 413thBest Weather: 423rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 497thMost Subsidized Industry: 562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 985thMost Pacifist: 1,015thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,114thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,179thLargest Governments: 1,386thTop
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Safest: 2,708thMost Stationary: 2,769thHighest Economic Output: 2,965thLargest Populations: 4,879thMost Conservative: 4,970thMost Authoritarian: 6,920thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,992ndMost Influential: 8,333rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,091st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and Mr Money Headquarters.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Lowest Crime Rates, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Scoochi2 proposed constructing embassies between Digiphysical Interface and The legend of zelda.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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