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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.289 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,523 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 71,491st in the world and 2nd in Digiphysical Interface for Most Pro-Market, scoring 46 on the Rand Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rdMost Devout: 72ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 139thLowest Crime Rates: 250thMost Primitive: 277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 434thMost Beautiful Environments: 449thBest Weather: 468thMost Ignorant Citizens: 536thMost Subsidized Industry: 631stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,041stMost Pacifist: 1,088thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,251stTop
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Largest Governments: 1,556thMost Stationary: 2,627thSafest: 2,795thHighest Economic Output: 2,976thMost Conservative: 4,126thLargest Populations: 4,709thMost Authoritarian: 7,088thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,742ndMost Influential: 8,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,672nd

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  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and Mr Money Headquarters.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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