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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.928 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, Harry Potter books are banned, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 5th in Digiphysical Interface and 113,851st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -59 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, Scoochi2 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, Scoochi2 successfully hosted the Digiphysical Interface Olympics.
  • 13 days ago: Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.

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