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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.264 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Military spending recently hit a new high, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, and emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 1st in Digiphysical Interface and 321st in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 745 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, closed universities are currently being converted into MacDonald's restaurants.
  • 25 days ago: Scoochi2 was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Kingdom of Crownariam, killing 1 million zombies.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, citizens must pay to enjoy Scoochi2's pristine beaches.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.

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