Most Efficient Economies: 9th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th Most Devout: 89th
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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.756 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,591 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 178,852nd in the world and 3rd in Digiphysical Interface for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.74 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 9thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44thMost Devout: 89thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 155thLowest Crime Rates: 248thMost Primitive: 303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 447thMost Beautiful Environments: 480thBest Weather: 497thMost Ignorant Citizens: 544thMost Subsidized Industry: 684thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,089thMost Pacifist: 1,125thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,185thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,293rdLargest Governments: 1,607thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,441stSafest: 2,823rdHighest Economic Output: 2,973rdLargest Populations: 4,614thMost Conservative: 4,772ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,850thMost Influential: 8,117thMost Authoritarian: 8,715thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12,187th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and Mr Money Headquarters.

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