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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.552 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Scoochi2's pristine beaches, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 1st in Digiphysical Interface and 3,082nd in the world for Best Weather, with 240 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, citizens must pay to enjoy Scoochi2's pristine beaches.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • 18 days ago: Scoochi2 lodged a message on the Digiphysical Interface Regional Message Board.
  • 18 days ago: Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and The House of The Sun.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.

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