The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, enslaved workforce, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.976 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,840 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.
Scoochi2 is ranked 1st in Digiphysical Interface and 4,590th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 472 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 10%).
- : Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
- : Scoochi2 altered its national flag.
- : Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and The legend of zelda.
- : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
- : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
- : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
- : Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.