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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.125 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,499 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,957 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 4,107th in the world and 1st in Digiphysical Interface for Most Conservative, scoring 86.31 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 8thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44thMost Devout: 70thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 131stLowest Crime Rates: 252ndMost Primitive: 270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428thMost Beautiful Environments: 442ndBest Weather: 451stMost Ignorant Citizens: 528thMost Subsidized Industry: 605thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,030thMost Pacifist: 1,079thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,105thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,210thLargest Governments: 1,498thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,661stSafest: 2,781stHighest Economic Output: 2,978thMost Conservative: 4,107thLargest Populations: 4,754thMost Authoritarian: 6,876thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,715thTop
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Most Influential: 8,106thHighest Average Incomes: 11,521st

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  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and Mr Money Headquarters.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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