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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.675 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,990 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,544 shiny gold pieces, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals are executed and their property seized, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 1st in Digiphysical Interface and 12,657th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 50 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, Scoochi2's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Digiphysical Interface.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.

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