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Scoochi2
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.382 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scoochi2ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,097 trillion shiny gold pieces a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. Average income is an impressive 145,840 shiny gold pieces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scoochism.

Scoochi2 is ranked 3rd in Digiphysical Interface and 145,292nd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -187 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

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  • 28 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 49 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 56 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 59 days ago: Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 69 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 85 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 85 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, The talking potato is one of the most popular forenames in Scoochi2.
  • 86 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 88 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine.
  • 91 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.

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