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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.066 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 3rd in Digiphysical Interface and 109,114th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 16 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 11 hours ago

  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens".
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.

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