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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.515 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Atheists are heavily taxed, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 5th in Digiphysical Interface and 111,460th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -427 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Scoochi2 lodged a message on the Digiphysical Interface Regional Message Board.
  • 12 days ago: Scoochi2 agreed to construct embassies between Digiphysical Interface and The House of The Sun.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, atheists are heavily taxed.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

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