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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.854 billion, all of whom are zombies, Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, citizens must pay to enjoy Scoochi2's pristine beaches, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 3rd in Digiphysical Interface and 108,359th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Scoochi2 is currently considering its options.

People: 0

Zombies: 1,853,899,639

Dead: 11,250,176,367

Survival Rate: 0.00%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 2 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Scoochi2 was cleansed by a Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Kingdom of Crownariam, killing 1 million zombies.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, citizens must pay to enjoy Scoochi2's pristine beaches.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

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