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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2

“Scoochi2”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Digiphysical Interface

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The MINOR HTML ERRORS Discoverer of Scoochi2 is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Scooch with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.86 billion Scoochi2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoochcity. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Scoochi2's national animal is the the talking potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Scoochism, and its currency is the shiny gold piece.

Scoochi2 is ranked 2nd in Digiphysical Interface and 108,770th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -6 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Scoochi2 fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • 17 days ago: Scoochi2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Scoochi2, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.

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