Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30th Largest Agricultural Sector: 95th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 211th
The Confederacy of
New York Times Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Gründungsvater
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.743 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,650 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 383,261 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime is relatively low. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 511th in the world and 1st in Deutschland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 564.76 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Agricultural Sector: 95thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 211thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 242ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 248thMost Developed: 377thHealthiest Citizens: 399thHighest Average Incomes: 443rdMost Efficient Economies: 509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 511thHighest Poor Incomes: 553rdSmartest Citizens: 561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 574thBest Weather: 627thHighest Economic Output: 715thMost Secular: 747thLongest Average Lifespans: 804thMost Rebellious Youth: 996thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,193rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,290thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,346thRudest Citizens: 1,506thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 2,329thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,507thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,652ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,884thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,937thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,397thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,654thLargest Populations: 6,270thMost Stationary: 6,468thMost Cultured: 6,490thLargest Black Market: 7,266thTop
10%
Most Influential: 7,727thSafest: 13,992ndLargest Governments: 14,466th
Top
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.

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