Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 48th Largest Agricultural Sector: 100th
The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
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Ambassador
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.039 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,382 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 383,430 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 21,686th in the world and 4th in Deutschland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.74 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 48thLargest Agricultural Sector: 100thHighest Poor Incomes: 186thMost Developed: 215thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 275thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 344thHealthiest Citizens: 381stHighest Average Incomes: 420thSmartest Citizens: 446thMost Scientifically Advanced: 482ndMost Efficient Economies: 513thLongest Average Lifespans: 515thBest Weather: 562ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 611thMost Secular: 712thHighest Economic Output: 722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797thMost Beautiful Environments: 867thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,146thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,220thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,449thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 2,172ndRudest Citizens: 2,445thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,830thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,228thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,329thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,447thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,099thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,891stSafest: 5,975thLargest Governments: 6,134thLargest Populations: 6,513thMost Stationary: 6,850thMost Influential: 7,851stMost Cultured: 8,667thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 11,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,479thMost Average: 14,761stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,197th
Top
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, euthanasia is legal.

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