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Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 12.408 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,591 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 370,040 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, airport security is provided by private companies, Schwoizerdingen is a police state during international summits, and citizens must pay to enjoy Schwoizerland's pristine beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwoizerland is ranked 10th in Deutschland and 22,556th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 74 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens must pay to enjoy Schwoizerland's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Schwoizerdingen is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Schwoizerland's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket.

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