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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.875 billion Schwoizers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, organ donation is compulsory, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 2nd in Deutschland and 2,715th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 127 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 19 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Max Barry is this year's Miss Schwoizerland.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 6 days ago: Schwoizerland lodged a message on the Deutschland Regional Message Board.

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