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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.342 billion Schwoizers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the government pours millions of Schwoizerfronkens into rehabilitation programs annually, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 5th in Deutschland and 16,987th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 5 hours ago

  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government pours millions of Schwoizerfronkens into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, abortions are routinely performed in Schwoizerland's hospitals.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.

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