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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.398 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 7th in Deutschland and 14,324th in the world for Best Weather, with 71 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, military spending is on the increase.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Schwoizerland has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the SBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.

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