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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 9.394 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, Schwoizerdingen is a police state during international summits, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 21st in Deutschland and 93,173rd in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.091 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 4 hours ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Schwoizerdingen is a police state during international summits.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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