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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.526 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 8th in Deutschland and 12,798th in the world for Best Weather, with 80 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 2 days ago: Schwoizerland lodged a message on the Deutschland Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government spends millions of Schwoizerfronkens every year prosecuting spammers.

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