Largest Cheese Export Sector: 25th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 56th Largest Agricultural Sector: 91st
The Confederacy of
New York Times Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Gründungsvater
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.359 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,470 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 381,010 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of 7 Confederal Council Members's most personal functions, and builders across Schwoizerland are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 43,075th in the world and 8th in Deutschland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,376.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 25thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 56thLargest Agricultural Sector: 91stHighest Poor Incomes: 209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 216thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 229thMost Developed: 344thHealthiest Citizens: 399thHighest Average Incomes: 444thMost Efficient Economies: 503rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 531stLargest Information Technology Sector: 554thSmartest Citizens: 567thBest Weather: 574thHighest Economic Output: 723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 796thMost Secular: 887thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,027thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,061stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,186thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,195thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,368thRudest Citizens: 1,466thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,209thLargest Retail Industry: 2,415thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,654thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,684thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,794thLargest Black Market: 4,081stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,382ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,796thLargest Populations: 6,374thMost Stationary: 6,666thMost Influential: 7,771stTop
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Most Cultured: 8,611thMost Politically Free: 9,377thHighest Crime Rates: 10,689th
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5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, builders across Schwoizerland are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of 7 Confederal Council Members's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • : Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money.

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