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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.181 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, the government snoops on private internet connections, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 18th in Deutschland and 39,395th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 2 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 4 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Piggybank hunting institutions.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.

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