Largest Cheese Export Sector: 24th Largest Agricultural Sector: 97th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 140th
The Confederacy of
New York Times Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Gründungsvater
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.55 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,554 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 381,760 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 1,239th in the world and 1st in Deutschland for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,332.67 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 24thLargest Agricultural Sector: 97thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 140thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 197thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 228thMost Developed: 383rdHealthiest Citizens: 404thHighest Poor Incomes: 443rdHighest Average Incomes: 448thMost Efficient Economies: 513thMost Scientifically Advanced: 527thLargest Information Technology Sector: 555thSmartest Citizens: 560thBest Weather: 636thHighest Economic Output: 730thLongest Average Lifespans: 850thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,048thMost Secular: 1,089thRudest Citizens: 1,092ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,239thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,275thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,348thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,303rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,345thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,610thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,869thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,253rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,591stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,186thLargest Populations: 6,369thMost Stationary: 6,580thMost Cultured: 7,427thMost Influential: 7,699thLargest Black Market: 7,731st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, every week is blindness awareness week.

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