The Confederacy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.308 billion Schwoizers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,064 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 359,461 Schwoizerfronkens, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Schwoizerland's radio stations, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 1st in Deutschland and 1,333rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 249 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Schwoizerland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Schwoizerland's radio stations.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Schwoizerland fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Schwoizerland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, almost all the visible space on TV screens is taken up by advertising.

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