The Confederacy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.833 billion Schwoizers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 363,502 Schwoizerfronkens, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, cars are banned from built-up areas, and the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwoizerland is ranked 36th in Deutschland and 145,724th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,442.553 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, cars are banned from built-up areas.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Schwoizerland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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