The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.065 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,403 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 365,018 Schwoizerfronkens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,030,368 per year while the poor average 103,512, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwoizerland is ranked 3rd in Deutschland and 933rd in the world for Best Weather, with 329 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago

  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Schwoizerland is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.

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