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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.715 billion Schwoizers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 1st in Deutschland and 638th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 20 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 3 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Schwoizerland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • 5 days ago: Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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