The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.214 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,485 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 367,229 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads Deutschland in per capita stalking, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, torture is illegal, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwoizerland is ranked 1st in Deutschland and 668th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation leads Deutschland in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the study of medicine is popular throughout Schwoizerland.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Schwoizerland for ignoring crimes against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.

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