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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.566 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

There is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, euthanasia is legal, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 5th in Deutschland and 9,781st in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 82 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, euthanasia is legal.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Schwoizerland to be bombproof.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

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