Largest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 77th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 209th
The Confederacy of
New York Times Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Gründungsvater
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.157 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,829 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 384,635 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, loans are available for students from poor families, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 134,153rd in the world and 12th in Deutschland for Most Armed, with 0.2 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 77thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 209thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 245thHighest Poor Incomes: 379thHealthiest Citizens: 399thMost Developed: 413thHighest Average Incomes: 449thMost Efficient Economies: 503rdSmartest Citizens: 535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 547thBest Weather: 589thLargest Information Technology Sector: 613thHighest Economic Output: 685thLongest Average Lifespans: 782ndMost Secular: 828thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 836thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,007thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,041stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,336thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,493rdRudest Citizens: 1,594thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,366thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,617thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,779thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,962ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,589thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,656thMost Stationary: 6,115thLargest Populations: 6,200thMost Cultured: 7,393rdLargest Black Market: 7,702ndMost Influential: 7,747thSafest: 8,566thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,666thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,179th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, all guns must be registered.

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