Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th Largest Agricultural Sector: 94th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 205th
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Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.889 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,692 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 382,328 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, students abandon classrooms for online education, moonshine has made a resurgence, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime is well under control. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 7,643rd in the world and 6th in Deutschland for Most Influential, scoring 3,400 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29thLargest Agricultural Sector: 94thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 245thMost Developed: 408thHealthiest Citizens: 409thHighest Average Incomes: 441stMost Efficient Economies: 501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 512thSmartest Citizens: 551stLargest Information Technology Sector: 554thHighest Poor Incomes: 647thBest Weather: 664thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 673rdHighest Economic Output: 700thMost Secular: 813thLongest Average Lifespans: 846thMost Rebellious Youth: 989thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,241stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,356thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,477thRudest Citizens: 1,485thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,266thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,518thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,730thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,868thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,649thLargest Populations: 6,301stMost Stationary: 6,348thMost Influential: 7,643rdMost Cultured: 7,806thLargest Black Market: 7,892ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,199thTop
Safest: 14,385thLargest Governments: 14,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,154th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the Schwoizerlandian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Schwoizerland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the Schwoizerdingen Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.


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