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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.108 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,905 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 351,622 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 32nd in Deutschland and 114,924th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -563 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared.
  • 4 days ago: Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).

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