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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.97 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. The average income tax rate is 66%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 1st in Deutschland and 671st in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 58 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Schwoizerland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Schwoizerdingen is a police state during international summits.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 4 days ago: Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 1%).

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