The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.465 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,132 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 360,431 Schwoizerfronkens, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, and citizens must pay to enjoy Schwoizerland's pristine beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwoizerland is ranked 3rd in Deutschland and 1,242nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 82 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 17 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens must pay to enjoy Schwoizerland's pristine beaches.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 5 days ago: Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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