Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 53rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 96th
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Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.856 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,280 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 381,130 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Piggybank hunting institutions, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Schwoizerdingen Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 590th in the world and 1st in Deutschland for Best Weather, with 547 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 53rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 96thMost Developed: 203rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 273rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 319thHealthiest Citizens: 405thHighest Average Incomes: 410thSmartest Citizens: 441stHighest Poor Incomes: 460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 468thMost Efficient Economies: 529thLongest Average Lifespans: 534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 565thBest Weather: 590thMost Secular: 605thHighest Economic Output: 744thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 820thMost Beautiful Environments: 863rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,203rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,250thRudest Citizens: 1,293rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,377thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,174thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,696thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,916thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,352ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,475thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,935thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,940thLargest Governments: 6,457thLargest Populations: 6,591stSafest: 6,911thMost Stationary: 6,974thMost Influential: 7,788thMost Cultured: 9,543rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,041stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,129th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Schwoizerdingen Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Piggybank hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Piggybankball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.

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