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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland

“Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Deutschland

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 9.422 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Schwoizerdingen Times is sold out, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Schwoizerfronken.

Schwoizerland is ranked 3rd in Deutschland and 1,556th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 12 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 3 hours ago

  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Schwoizerdingen Times is sold out.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Schwoizerdingen is a police state during international summits.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.

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