The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.577 billion Schwoizers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,135 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 357,230 Schwoizerfronkens, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph 7 Confederal Council Members, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and Schwoizerland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwoizerland is ranked 31st in Deutschland and 139,794th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,316.524 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, Schwoizerland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Schwoizerland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph 7 Confederal Council Members.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, torture is illegal.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 5 days ago: Schwoizerland was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".

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