Largest Cheese Export Sector: 26th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 43rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 86th
The Confederacy of
New York Times Democracy
Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Gründungsvater
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.211 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,440 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 382,816 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Schwoizerland is ranked 94,685th in the world and 15th in Deutschland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 211.72 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 26thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 86thHighest Poor Incomes: 161stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 212thMost Developed: 325thHealthiest Citizens: 388thHighest Average Incomes: 429thMost Efficient Economies: 511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 536thBest Weather: 547thLargest Information Technology Sector: 555thSmartest Citizens: 577thHighest Economic Output: 722ndMost Secular: 759thLongest Average Lifespans: 766thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,022ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,035thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,204thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,394thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,035thLargest Retail Industry: 2,147thRudest Citizens: 2,356thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,617thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,679thLargest Black Market: 3,156thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,604thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,968thHighest Crime Rates: 4,436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,154thLargest Populations: 6,490thMost Stationary: 6,776thTop
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Most Influential: 7,858thMost Cultured: 9,340th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Schwoizerland's influence in Deutschland fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, 7 Confederal Council Members's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the death penalty has been reintroduced.

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