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Wir tolerieren alles, ausser Touristen ohne Geld.
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederacy of Schwoizerland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 7 Confederal Council Members with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.387 billion Schwoizers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schwoizerdingen. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Schwoizerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,180 trillion Schwoizerfronkens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 386,972 Schwoizerfronkens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown. Schwoizerland's national animal is the Piggybank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Schwoizerland is ranked 24th in Deutschland and 139,762nd in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schwoizerland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Schwoizerland, the nation leads Deutschland in per capita stalking.

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