| Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: Secularia
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Wavefunction Collapse of Schrodinger Cat is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Erwin Schrödinger with an iron fist, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, cynical population of 2.203 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, Schrodinger Cat's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schrodinger Cat's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pound.
Schrodinger Cat is ranked 22nd in Secularia and 97,914th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -31 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago
- 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Schrodinger Cat, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. - 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Schrodinger Cat, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. - 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Schrodinger Cat, Schrodinger Cat's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. - 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Schrodinger Cat, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. - 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Schrodinger Cat, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. - 7 days ago:
Schrodinger Cat fell out of the world Top 10% for Safest. - 7 days ago:
Schrodinger Cat fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Schrodinger Cat, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Schrodinger Cat, students in Schrodinger Cat's schools rarely attend their classes. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Schrodinger Cat, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.







