Population | 23.237 billion |
Capital | Cruzo City |
Leader | Fluffy Longbottom |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Feep |
Animal | Bearded Dragon |
The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.237 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,493 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Schnarchi is ranked 11,440th in the world and 497th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.27 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Northern Tatria.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Lugarvat Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Volcanic Islands of Nistriabar.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Republic of Auvangad Eng.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Dual Monarchy of Austria-Hungaryy.
- : Schnarchi was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 195 » Koda-Land, Kwaj, Shibutani, New Trisone, Filibustra, Tsandonown, Wolffoxia, Corfad, Unshleepd, North Bratislava, Siwale, Varisland, Radicaster, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, The Arverni Lands, The Rhein States, Homo Sapiens Deuss, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Pallaith, Regallio, Pazair, The Austro Germanic Union, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Sil Dorsett, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, Racoda, Xagill, Wisconsota, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Chipoli, Vlenkenov, Wilkshire, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Wineclaw, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, and 145 others.Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Oannia, Arucaria, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Kaschovia, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Alire, KAP03land, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Inclement Space, Petronellania, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Ijo, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Sur Isles, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, The Police, Velting-Instan, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Halsoni, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Kainin, Moonhaven, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, and Nu Elysium.