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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 664thMost Influential: 1,489thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,949th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Live and let live
Fluffy Longbottom
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Schnarchi

Population23.237 billion

CapitalCruzo City
LeaderFluffy Longbottom
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyFeep
AnimalBearded Dragon

The Federal Republic of Schnarchi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fluffy Longbottom with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.237 billion Schnarchians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzo City. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schnarchian economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion Feeps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,493 Feeps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Schnarchi's beaches, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schnarchi's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, the government is giving peace a chance, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schnarchi's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Schnarchi is ranked 11,440th in the world and 497th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.27 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 664thMost Influential: 1,489thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,949thTop
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Best Weather: 3,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,664thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,373rdSafest: 4,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,969thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,474thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,673rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,509thMost Pacifist: 7,934thMost Developed: 8,308thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,748thHealthiest Citizens: 8,976thNicest Citizens: 9,044thMost Cultured: 9,689thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,986thSmartest Citizens: 10,750thLargest Populations: 10,821stLowest Crime Rates: 11,440thHighest Economic Output: 11,661stHighest Food Quality: 13,137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,985thTop
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Nudest: 18,159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,191stMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,639th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161st in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionBest Weather: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 240th in the regionSafest: 241st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 288th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 314th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 338th in the regionMost Influential: 351st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 356th in the regionNudest: 360th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 365th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionMost Pacifist: 392nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 414th in the regionMost Developed: 430th in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 448th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 468th in the regionNicest Citizens: 477th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 497th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 513th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 530th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 661st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 195 » Koda-Land, Kwaj, Shibutani, New Trisone, Filibustra, Tsandonown, Wolffoxia, Corfad, Unshleepd, North Bratislava, Siwale, Varisland, Radicaster, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, The Arverni Lands, The Rhein States, Homo Sapiens Deuss, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Pallaith, Regallio, Pazair, The Austro Germanic Union, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Sil Dorsett, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, Racoda, Xagill, Wisconsota, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Chipoli, Vlenkenov, Wilkshire, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Wineclaw, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, and 145 others.Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Harjad, Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Oannia, Arucaria, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Kaschovia, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, DarkMondoria, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Alire, KAP03land, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Oskland, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Votak Matim, The Jerichowan Country, Inclement Space, Petronellania, Tugupaw, Bodhisva, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Sindoesia, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Ijo, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, New Derse, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Sur Isles, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, The Police, Velting-Instan, Everything Decided at Random, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Halsoni, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Kainin, Moonhaven, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST cat, Endus Mea Fral, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Lugarvatn, Northern Tatria, Aoncarpa, and Nu Elysium.

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