Most Devout: 29th Most Beautiful Environments: 69th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 86th
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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.934 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The enormous but sluggish Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,440 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,282 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, euthanasia is illegal, it's always rabbit season, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 1,981st in the world and 5th in Gatesville Inc for Smartest Citizens, with 139.54 Quips Per Hour.

Most Devout: 29thMost Beautiful Environments: 69thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 86thBest Weather: 99thMost Pacifist: 106thLongest Average Lifespans: 160thLowest Crime Rates: 229thMost Compassionate Citizens: 243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 449thNicest Citizens: 634thLargest Governments: 688thMost Influential: 698thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,053rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,297thMost Authoritarian: 1,351stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,802ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,863rdSmartest Citizens: 1,981stMost Conservative: 2,128thLargest Populations: 3,062ndMost Extreme: 3,602ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,223rdHighest Economic Output: 6,463rdMost Stationary: 6,644thTop
Most Income Equality: 8,641st
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Animal Abuse"".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Schitz was endorsed by The Superiority of The War Loving People.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Crooked Truth, Alizee, Randlia, Scuyuup, Schlemeils, One All-Powerful Guy, and The War Loving People.

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