Most Devout: 25th Most Beautiful Environments: 71st Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd
The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.898 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The enormous but inefficient Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,010 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,183 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bell end's mistress is the belle at many state balls, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and the clergy of mostly shouting at people remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 5,256th in the world and 3rd in Gatesville Inc for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.48 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Devout: 25thMost Beautiful Environments: 71stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rdBest Weather: 97thMost Pacifist: 105thLongest Average Lifespans: 178thLowest Crime Rates: 192ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207thMost Compassionate Citizens: 339thLargest Governments: 686thMost Advanced Public Education: 727thMost Influential: 775thMost Corrupt Governments: 996thNicest Citizens: 1,038thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,175thMost Conservative: 1,755thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,951stSmartest Citizens: 2,125thLargest Populations: 2,945thHighest Economic Output: 4,423rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,256thMost Authoritarian: 5,327thMost Stationary: 5,966thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,624thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,375thMost Extreme: 13,967thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,031st
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the clergy of mostly shouting at people remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Compliance Commission".
  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Extreme.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Schitz was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, A bell end's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, nudity is frowned upon.

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