The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.499 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth 221 trillion bills a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,682 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, calling out of the blue has become taboo, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 191st in Gatesville Inc and 145,490th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -82 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sexual Privacy Act"".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 6 days ago: Schitz endorsed The Dictatorship of Xeritz.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz was endorsed by The Republic of Roylessia.
  • 8 days ago: Schitz endorsed The Republic of Roylessia.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, criminals are thrown to the worthless husks to repay their debt to society.

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