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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bill End with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its compassionate, cynical population of 15.069 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 166th in Gatesville Inc and 122,846th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -6,863 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 14 hours ago

  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Schitz endorsed The Organic Vegan Commune of Frustrated Franciscans.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Dourian Embassy".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 6 days ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 6 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz endorsed The Protectorate of Sunwing of Nacreous Enclave.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz endorsed The Reconnoiter nation of Domocolees.

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