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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc


The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.397 billion, 2.347 billion of whom are zombies, utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Military funding has been stripped back, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 131st in Gatesville Inc and 115,166th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -46 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Schitz is currently considering its options.

People: 7,050,103,375

Zombies: 2,346,984,411

Dead: 6,875,127,815

Survival Rate: 43.33%

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