The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.398 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The large but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth 221 trillion bills a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,736 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 148th in Gatesville Inc and 139,394th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 5 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 107 minutes ago

  • 100 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 106 minutes ago: Schitz endorsed The Armed Republic of Shining Example.
  • 106 minutes ago: Schitz endorsed The Republic of Sekijastan.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Arms Trading".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 6 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Non-interference in Elections".
  • 6 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sciongrad".

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