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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bill End with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.698 billion Schitzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There is a dearth of space for new houses, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schitz's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, and vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 148th in Gatesville Inc and 111,961st in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -33 on the Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schitz's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Schitz endorsed The People's Republic of Gqaai.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn NAZI EUROPE"".
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 6 days ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings'.

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