The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.773 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth 226 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,756 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Gatesville Inc, and Schitz's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Gatesville Inc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 97th in Gatesville Inc and 127,182nd in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -22 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, Schitz's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Gatesville Inc.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Gatesville Inc.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protected Status in Wartime".
  • 4 days ago: Schitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 5 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preserving Antimicrobials".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, students cut up leftover bills during Arts and Crafts.
  • 9 days ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Congress of Armed Proletarian States"".

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