The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.085 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The large but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth 229 trillion bills a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,675 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 79th in Gatesville Inc and 129,815th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -960 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Devout (last census: #1).
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • : Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Living Wage Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, thousands of Schitz's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, dark alleys and public toilets are filled with furtive sexual activities among teenagers and unmarried adults.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.

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