The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.162 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The large but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth 218 trillion bills a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,731 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flogging is all the rage, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 149th in Gatesville Inc and 143,576th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -943 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 23 hours ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Imperium of the Wolf".
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Schitz endorsed The Federal Republic of The United States of Values.
  • 4 days ago: Schitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: #1).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, flogging is all the rage.
  • 5 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs.

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