The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, aversion to nipples, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.07 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth 247 trillion bills a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,992 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and students cut up leftover bills during Arts and Crafts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 52nd in Gatesville Inc and 143,375th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, students cut up leftover bills during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Schitz endorsed The Commonwealth of Commonwealthitania.
  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promotion of Clean Energy".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.

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