The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.025 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The large but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth 217 trillion bills a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,780 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and loans are available for students from poor families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 6th in Gatesville Inc and 1,829th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 18 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Schitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 20 hours ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Democratia"".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 4 days ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".

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