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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.888 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Schitz. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 130th in Gatesville Inc and 110,424th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -356 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Schitz.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz changed its national demonym to "utter moron" and its leader to "a bell end".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • 9 days ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".

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