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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.242 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 127th in Gatesville Inc and 112,683rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 14 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 6 days ago: Schitz was endorsed by The People's Republic of Bengaliland.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz endorsed The People's Republic of Bengaliland.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.

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