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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.431 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, students cut up leftover bills during Arts and Crafts, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 50th in Gatesville Inc and 33,101st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, students cut up leftover bills during Arts and Crafts.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 8 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".

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