Most Devout: 27th Most Beautiful Environments: 72nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th
The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.113 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The enormous but sluggish Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,903 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Schitz Blood Tithe, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 682nd in the world and 3rd in Gatesville Inc for Largest Governments, scoring 59.68 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Devout: 27thMost Beautiful Environments: 72ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85thMost Pacifist: 101stBest Weather: 103rdLongest Average Lifespans: 157thLowest Crime Rates: 212thMost Compassionate Citizens: 256thMost Conservative: 409thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 512thLargest Governments: 682ndMost Influential: 721stNicest Citizens: 746thMost Corrupt Governments: 969thMost Authoritarian: 1,165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,390thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,850thSmartest Citizens: 1,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,019thMost Extreme: 2,760thLargest Populations: 3,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,842ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,489thMost Stationary: 6,528thHighest Economic Output: 6,636thTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,031st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eternal Scholars".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Schitz Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Schitz.
  • : Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
  • : Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.

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