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The Great Unwashed of Schitz is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 13.059 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, the Environment, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is cracking down on subversive groups, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and students cut up leftover bills during Arts and Crafts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the oppressed mass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 9th in Gatesville Inc and 1,248th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 18 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and