Most Devout: 26th Most Pacifist: 51st Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th
The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.755 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,796 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 70th in the world and 2nd in Gatesville Inc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 244.17 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Devout: 26thMost Pacifist: 51stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60thMost Beautiful Environments: 70thLowest Crime Rates: 70thBest Weather: 102ndLongest Average Lifespans: 159thMost Compassionate Citizens: 237thSafest: 276thLargest Governments: 398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 558thNicest Citizens: 629thMost Influential: 699thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,189thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,275thMost Conservative: 1,524thMost Authoritarian: 1,555thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,851stHealthiest Citizens: 1,862ndSmartest Citizens: 1,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,203rdLargest Populations: 3,062ndMost Extreme: 3,498thHighest Economic Output: 5,069thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,155thMost Stationary: 6,720thTop
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Most Income Equality: 11,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,501st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".

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