Most Devout: 25th Most Beautiful Environments: 73rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 87th
The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Outlawed

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.291 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,804 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,915 bills, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, Schitz's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Gatesville Inc, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 988th in the world and 2nd in Gatesville Inc for Most Conservative, scoring 95.31 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Devout: 25thMost Beautiful Environments: 73rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 87thBest Weather: 101stMost Pacifist: 112thLongest Average Lifespans: 160thLowest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241stMost Compassionate Citizens: 280thLargest Governments: 703rdMost Influential: 750thNicest Citizens: 868thMost Advanced Public Education: 872ndMost Corrupt Governments: 988thMost Conservative: 988thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,461stTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,799thMost Authoritarian: 1,953rdSmartest Citizens: 2,064thLargest Populations: 3,030thHighest Economic Output: 4,879thMost Extreme: 5,330thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,082ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,436thMost Stationary: 6,446thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,478th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, Schitz's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Gatesville Inc.
  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Lone Wolves United".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, organ donation is compulsory.

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