Most Devout: 21st Most Pacifist: 54th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd
The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.585 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion bills a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,333 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schitz's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, genetic researchers have been expelled, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 102,858th in the world and 15th in Gatesville Inc for Most Primitive, scoring -59.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Devout: 21stMost Pacifist: 54thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rdLowest Crime Rates: 72ndMost Beautiful Environments: 73rdBest Weather: 104thLongest Average Lifespans: 167thMost Compassionate Citizens: 225thSafest: 280thLargest Governments: 384thNicest Citizens: 574thMost Influential: 679thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,025thMost Authoritarian: 1,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,810thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,928thHealthiest Citizens: 1,938thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,960thLargest Populations: 3,068thMost Extreme: 3,110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,809thMost Conservative: 3,944thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,779thMost Stationary: 6,835thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,959thMost Income Equality: 8,864thHighest Economic Output: 8,958th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Law Enforcement Education"".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, Schitz's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vancouvia".
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preservation of Artefacts"".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, euthanasia is illegal.

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