The Stupid Troglodytes of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Altered Beast?
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.916 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The large but stagnant Schitzian economy, worth 226 trillion bills a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,643 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, a government program is underway to revitalize Schitz's beaches, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is mostly shouting at people.

Schitz is ranked 3rd in Gatesville Inc and 126th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 3,328 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, a government program is underway to revitalize Schitz's beaches.
  • : Schitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Sapient Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Schitz, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • : Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Prohibiting Animal Abuse"".

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