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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.393 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 130th in Gatesville Inc and 120,512th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -25 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 7 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn General Halcones".
  • 7 days ago: Schitz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the world outside is only known of in folklore.

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