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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.552 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schitz's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, a government program is underway to revitalize Schitz's beaches, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 141st in Gatesville Inc and 119,945th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -25 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Schitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: #1).
  • 4 days ago: Schitz was endorsed by The Incorporated States of The Fiend Empire.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, a government program is underway to revitalize Schitz's beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Schitz's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • 5 days ago: Schitz endorsed The Sovjet Communist Monarchy of Othercoast.
  • 5 days ago: Schitz endorsed The Controller of The Universe of Asuka Langley Soryu.
  • 5 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 13 » Brkir, Scuyuup, The Firelands, Crooked Truth, Alizee, Plaquera, Randlia, Pikasistan, House Sunwing, Gqaai, Patra, Bengaliland, and Xracona.

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