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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.218 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 19th in Gatesville Inc and 3,527th in the world for Largest Populations, with 16,218 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Schitz was endorsed by The People's Republic of Bengaliland.
  • 4 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • 4 days ago: Schitz endorsed The People's Republic of Bengaliland.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 6 days ago: Schitz voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rules of Surrender".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn North Korea"".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.

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