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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz

“Altered Beast?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Gatesville Inc

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The Stupid Troglodytes of Schitz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a bell end with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.081 billion utter morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Nudity is frowned upon, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and thousands of Schitz's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schitz's national animal is the worthless husk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is mostly shouting at people, and its currency is the bill.

Schitz is ranked 127th in Gatesville Inc and 114,410th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -973 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, thousands of Schitz's citizens have been evicted from their homes so as 'not to cause a fuss' on the international scene.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Schitz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
  • 4 days ago: Schitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 1%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 6 days ago: Schitz was endorsed by The Republic of The New United States.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Schitz, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 7 days ago: Schitz endorsed The Republic of The New United States.
  • 8 days ago: Schitz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 1%).

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