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The Federal Republic of Scanorama

“Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Nordic Lands

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The Federal Republic of Scanorama is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Matilda Cardamone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.588 billion maggots live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diamond Princess. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons, and mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country. Crime is totally unknown. Scanorama's national animal is the Mockingjay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Airbus Group, and its currency is the Velocity Point.

Scanorama is ranked 35th in Nordic Lands and 12,451st in the world for Nudest, with 212 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Scanorama fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 5 hours ago: Scanorama fell out of the regional Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 8 hours ago: Scanorama endorsed The United Kingdom of Myyoland.
  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, police officers are seen patrolling the streets armed with satellite-guided truncheons.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Scanorama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Scanorama was endorsed by The Queendom of Bergby.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 4 days ago: Scanorama endorsed The Queendom of Bergby.

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