Largest Publishing Industry: 42nd Most Cultured: 105th Most Rebellious Youth: 182nd
The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty
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Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Republic of Scanorama is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Matilda Hortensia with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.034 billion maggots live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Spirituality and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diamond Princess. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient maggot economy, worth a remarkable 4,905 trillion Paragons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 326,310 Paragons, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, builders across Scanorama are blocked up with orders for new public loos, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Scanorama's national animal is the Newt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Glinda.

Scanorama is ranked 10,371st in the world and 19th in Nordic Lands for Largest Black Market, with 21.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 42ndMost Cultured: 105thMost Rebellious Youth: 182ndMost Influential: 216thSmartest Citizens: 244thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 248thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 291stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 309thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 345thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 416thHighest Crime Rates: 439thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 555thLeast Corrupt Governments: 580thMost Armed: 716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 745thMost Cheerful Citizens: 837thRudest Citizens: 871stHighest Average Incomes: 873rdHighest Economic Output: 879thMost Efficient Economies: 1,074thLargest Retail Industry: 1,088thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,427thMost Secular: 1,457thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,677thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,996thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,206thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,895thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,728thMost Avoided: 4,142ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,505thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,032ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,593rdLargest Populations: 5,837thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,264thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,341stTop
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Most Stationary: 9,992ndLargest Black Market: 10,371stMost Pro-Market: 14,148thMost Developed: 14,534th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scanorama, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
  • : Following new legislation in Scanorama, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Scanorama, builders across Scanorama are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Scanorama was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Scanorama, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Scanorama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pesticide Regulations".
  • : Following new legislation in Scanorama, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Scanorama, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Scanorama, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Scanorama, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.

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