The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federal Republic of Scanorama is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Matilda Hortensia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.896 billion maggots live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diamond Princess. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient maggot economy, worth a remarkable 3,917 trillion Velocity Points a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 303,781 Velocity Points, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, voting is voluntary, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Scanorama's national animal is the Mockingjay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Airbus Group.

Scanorama is ranked 14th in Nordic Lands and 5,021st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 530.37 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 110 minutes ago

  • 117 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, voting is voluntary.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Scanorama lodged a message on the Nordic Lands Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Scanorama lodged a message on the Nordic Lands Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Scanorama lodged a message on the Nordic Lands Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Scanorama, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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