The Groß Volks Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scandavia über alles
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Groß Volks Reich of Scandavia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High-Chancellor Heinrich von Grestin with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.646 billion Scandavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnevka. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scandavian economy, worth 872 trillion National Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,054 National Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Scandavia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandavia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the State.

Scandavia is ranked 24th in Kotturheim and 24,182nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 7 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 10 days ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 23 days ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 26 days ago: Scandavia lodged a message on the Kotturheim Regional Message Board.
  • 27 days ago: Scandavia relocated from Esquarium to Kotturheim.
  • 28 days ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Scandavia, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Scandavia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Scandavia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.

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