The Groß Volks Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Scandavia über alles
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Groß Volks Reich of Scandavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High-Chancellor Heinrich von Grestin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.523 billion Scandavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnevka. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scandavian economy, worth 858 trillion National Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,054 National Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Scandavia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandavia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the State.

Scandavia is ranked 85th in Kotturheim and 131,356th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 6 days ago: Scandavia lodged a message on the Kotturheim Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Scandavia relocated from Esquarium to Kotturheim.
  • 7 days ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 7 days ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Scandavia, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Scandavia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Scandavia, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 12 days ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Scandavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

More...

View Forum posts

Report

by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics