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The Blitzkrieg Advocate of Scandavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by High-Chancellor Heinrich von Grestin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.41 billion Scandavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scandavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,089 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,808 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Scandavia with a very polite populace, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandavia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of the State.

Scandavia is ranked 8th in Vomindok and 115,277th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -115 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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