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The Captain of Scandavia

“I KILL YOU IN ZEE NAME OF DELICIOUS!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Zombieland

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The Captain of Scandavia is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by High-Chancellor Heinrich von Grestin II with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.912 billion, all of whom are zombies, Scandavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnevka. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and military spending is on the increase. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandavia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is State Atheism, and its currency is the National Credit.

Scandavia is ranked 8,449th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Scandavia is currently building a zombie empire.

People: 0

Zombies: 3,911,954,973

Dead: 2,699,919,280

Survival Rate: 0.00%

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