Most Cheerful Citizens: 176th Best Weather: 231st Healthiest Citizens: 265th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
I know you are but what am I?
Prime Minister Barney Fife
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Research Officer
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Scandaland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barney Fife with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 27.147 billion Scandalandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Scandal. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Scandalandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,055 trillion bigbucks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,562 bigbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and Prime Minister Barney Fife's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandaland's national animal is the golden seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is religious freedom.

Scandaland is ranked 1,052nd in the world and 1st in Free States of Gaia for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,341.52 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 176thBest Weather: 231stHealthiest Citizens: 265thLargest Publishing Industry: 334thMost Stationary: 342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 483rdNicest Citizens: 514thLeast Corrupt Governments: 686thLargest Populations: 740thMost Beautiful Environments: 754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,052ndMost Pacifist: 1,153rdSmartest Citizens: 1,209thSafest: 1,544thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,610thMost Devout: 1,708thTop
Most Cultured: 1,894thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,984thHighest Economic Output: 2,013thMost Influential: 3,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,895thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,892ndMost Inclusive: 6,530thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,544thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,618thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,120thTop
Largest Governments: 9,387thMost Developed: 9,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,439thMost Income Equality: 9,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,506thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,687thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,678thLowest Crime Rates: 14,885thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,295th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

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