The Constitutional Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
I know you are but what am I?
Prime Minister Barney Fife
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Constitutional Monarchy of Scandaland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Barney Fife with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.538 billion Scandalandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Scandal. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Scandalandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,908 trillion bigbucks a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,596 bigbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, airport security is provided by private companies, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scandaland's national animal is the golden seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is religious freedom.

Scandaland is ranked 21st in Free States of Gaia and 143,608th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -8 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Scandaland lodged a message on the Free States of Gaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Scandaland was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Scandaland, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Scandaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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