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The Ever-Guiding Ring of Saturnalus

“Ring Ring Ring”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Cental Pacific Archipelago

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The Ever-Guiding Ring of Saturnalus is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prozidont Cronus with an even hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 5.499 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japetulas. The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Gallywhampers are considered a delicacy, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a major problem. Saturnalus's national animal is the gallywhamper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the disc.

Saturnalus is ranked 5th in Cental Pacific Archipelago and 95,641st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -27 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Saturnalus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Saturnalus, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Saturnalus, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Saturnalus, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 24 days ago: Saturnalus was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Saturnalus, gallywhampers are considered a delicacy.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Saturnalus, the Saturnalus Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Saturnalus, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Saturnalus, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 28 days ago: Following new legislation in Saturnalus, all forms of advertising are banned.

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