NationStates | The Community of Satosia

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“Mens supremus totus”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Developing	Political Freedoms: Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Community of Satosia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6.536 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Politicians are to be found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Satosia to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ecu.

Satosia is ranked 278th in the Pacific and 8,578th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 33 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 10% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Income Equality Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 10% of the Pacific for Most Developed Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the Pacific for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the Pacific for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the Pacific for Nudest Top 10% of the world for Nudest #1 in the Pacific for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Politically Free Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the Pacific for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the Pacific for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the Pacific for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

9 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
44 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
55 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
69 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
85 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme (last census: Top 5%).
100 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Satosia to be bombproof.
105 days ago: Satosia fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
105 days ago: Satosia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
111 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
134 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.