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The Community of Satosia

“Mens supremus totus”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Community of Satosia is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.945 billion, 4.26 billion of whom are zombies, Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Politicians are to be found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Satosia to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ecu.

Satosia is ranked 4,074th in the Pacific and 114,154th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Satosia is currently researching a cure.

People: 4,685,023,257

Zombies: 4,260,053,912

Dead: 761,962,698

Survival Rate: 48.26%

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