Most Pacifist: 590th Safest: 651st Highest Average Tax Rates: 698th
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The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.623 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 885 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,980 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 1,038th in the world and 32nd in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.76 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Pacifist: 590thSafest: 651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 698thLargest Governments: 1,029thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,038thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,367thNicest Citizens: 1,455thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,516thTop
Most Cultured: 1,943rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,175thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,342ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,532ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,276thSmartest Citizens: 3,352ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,455thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,605thMost Politically Free: 4,184thMost Income Equality: 4,382ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,179thLargest Populations: 7,361stMost Inclusive: 7,556thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,573rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,951stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,372ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,101stMost Extreme: 12,738thHighest Economic Output: 12,745thBest Weather: 13,389thNudest: 15,774thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,987thMost Devout: 17,517th
Most Pacifist: 21st in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionMost Politically Free: 78th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 96th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 105th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Populations: 175th in the regionMost Inclusive: 187th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 255th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 265th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 345th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 347th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 388th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satosia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Satosia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Satosia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Satosia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Satosia was refounded in Balder.
  • : Satosia ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".


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