Most Pacifist: 557th Safest: 635th Highest Average Tax Rates: 677th
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The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.368 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 868 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,980 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 150,525th in the world and 4,994th in Lazarus for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -22.14 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Pacifist: 557thSafest: 635thHighest Average Tax Rates: 677thLeast Corrupt Governments: 966thLargest Governments: 976thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,271stNicest Citizens: 1,379thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,424thTop
Most Cultured: 1,810thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,035thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,344thLowest Crime Rates: 2,476thHealthiest Citizens: 2,641stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,873rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,050thSmartest Citizens: 3,241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,406thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,501stMost Income Equality: 3,713thMost Politically Free: 4,103rdMost Inclusive: 7,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,326thLargest Populations: 7,328thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 8,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,433rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,492ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,873rdMost Extreme: 11,196thHighest Economic Output: 12,562ndBest Weather: 13,460thNudest: 14,008th
Most Pacifist: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 46th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 51st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionMost Income Equality: 66th in the regionMost Politically Free: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 116th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 209th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 274th in the regionMost Extreme: 278th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 350th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 414th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 424th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 450th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Satosia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Satosia ceased to exist.
  • : Satosia's influence in The Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.


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