NationStates | The Community of Satosia

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“Mens supremus totus”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Developing	Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Community of Satosia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 4.385 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ecu.

Satosia is ranked 4,095th in the Pacific and 100,883rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -52 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use Top 5% of the Pacific for Highest Drug Use Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 10% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Income Equality Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the Pacific for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the Pacific for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 5% of the Pacific for Nudest Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Politically Free Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the Pacific for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the Pacific for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the Pacific for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

37 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
47 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
113 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 1%).
132 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
142 days ago: Satosia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Extreme.
142 days ago: Satosia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Extreme.
142 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
142 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
147 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
147 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.

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