The Community of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Mens supremus totus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.343 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 735 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,806 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 4,681st in the Pacific and 117,690th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -19 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satosia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • : Satosia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).

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