Most Pacifist: 558th Safest: 632nd Highest Average Tax Rates: 655th
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The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.204 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 858 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,980 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 8,060th in the world and 350th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,262.69 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Pacifist: 558thSafest: 632ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 655thLeast Corrupt Governments: 948thLargest Governments: 949thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,240thNicest Citizens: 1,349thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,404thTop
Most Cultured: 1,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,999thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,294thLowest Crime Rates: 2,465thHealthiest Citizens: 2,598thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,956thSmartest Citizens: 3,150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,406thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,438thMost Income Equality: 3,686thMost Politically Free: 4,080thMost Inclusive: 6,885thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,268thLargest Populations: 7,414thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 8,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,437thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,254thMost Extreme: 11,070thHighest Economic Output: 12,555thBest Weather: 13,408thNudest: 13,743rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,101st
Highest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionNicest Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 51st in the regionMost Income Equality: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionMost Politically Free: 85th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Inclusive: 183rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 183rd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 286th in the regionMost Extreme: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 348th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 350th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 401st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 415th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 435th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Satosia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Satosia ceased to exist.
  • : Satosia's influence in The Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.


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