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The Community of Satosia

“Mens supremus totus”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Community of Satosia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.356 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Politicians are to be found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Satosia to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ecu.

Satosia is ranked 3,566th in the Pacific and 111,183rd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 20 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 27 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • 38 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • 42 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • 152 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 152 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 154 days ago: Satosia purchased a ByteCoin miner for ฿ 2.000.
  • 179 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
  • 246 days ago: Satosia fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 307 days ago: Satosia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Empire of Peacemakers Inc, curing 1 million infected.

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