The Community of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Mens supremus totus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.734 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 695 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,806 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 28th in the Pacific and 1,334th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 20 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Satosia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 19 days ago: Satosia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 19 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 1%).
  • 29 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).

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