Most Pacifist: 484th Highest Average Tax Rates: 556th Safest: 579th
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The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.988 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 843 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,980 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 189,492nd in the world and 10,137th in the Pacific for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.69 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Pacifist: 484thHighest Average Tax Rates: 556thSafest: 579thLargest Governments: 818thLeast Corrupt Governments: 899thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,035thNicest Citizens: 1,158thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,225thMost Cultured: 1,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,600thMost Stationary: 1,653rdTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,185thHealthiest Citizens: 2,277thLowest Crime Rates: 2,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,317thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,699thSmartest Citizens: 2,733rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,829thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,271stMost Income Equality: 3,506thMost Politically Free: 3,873rdMost Inclusive: 4,801stMost Influential: 6,213thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,542ndLargest Populations: 7,329thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,450thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,798thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,432ndTop
Best Weather: 11,844thHighest Economic Output: 11,955thMost Extreme: 12,004thNudest: 12,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,992ndMost Devout: 17,857th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionLargest Populations: 71st in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 105th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 152nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 168th in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionMost Income Equality: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 199th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 203rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 221st in the regionNudest: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 272nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 355th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 559th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 562nd in the regionMost Extreme: 614th in the regionMost Developed: 705th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 760th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 798th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 861st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,000th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satosia's influence in The Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured, Largest Governments, Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Compassionate Citizens, and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Satosia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Satosia was struck by a Cure Missile from The United States of United States of Rzonca, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Satosia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Holy Empire of Rakwed, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Satosia was struck by a Cure Missile from The United States of United States of Rzonca, curing 1 million infected.


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