“Mens supremus totus”
|Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the Pacific
The Community of Satosia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 9.121 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Politicians are to be found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Satosia to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the ecu.
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago
- 2 days 17 hours ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
- 112 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- 112 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- 115 days ago: Satosia purchased a ByteCoin miner for ฿ 2.000.
- 139 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 1%).
- 206 days ago: Satosia fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
- 267 days ago: Satosia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Empire of Peacemakers Inc, curing 1 million infected.
- 267 days ago: Satosia was struck by a Cure Missile from Happyshark, curing 1 million infected.
- 267 days ago: Satosia was struck by a Cure Missile from Bosthirda, curing 1 million infected.
- 267 days ago: Satosia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Pacific States of Talal, curing 1 million infected.