The Community of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Mens supremus totus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.623 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but underdeveloped Satosian economy, worth 810 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 76,309 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are to be found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Satosia to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 450th in the Pacific and 16,587th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 24.119 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Satosia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 19 hours ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 1%).
  • 10 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 25 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 25 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 40 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 40 days ago: Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 42 days ago: Satosia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 42 days ago: Satosia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.

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