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The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.078 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 782 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,806 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 34th in the Pacific and 3,029th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 34 Whatever.

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