Most Pacifist: 578th Safest: 647th Highest Average Tax Rates: 689th
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The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.494 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 876 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,980 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 22,063rd in the world and 673rd in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Pacifist: 578thSafest: 647thHighest Average Tax Rates: 689thLargest Governments: 1,005thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,304thNicest Citizens: 1,398thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,445thMost Cultured: 1,884thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,080thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,347thLowest Crime Rates: 2,536thHealthiest Citizens: 2,652ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,895thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,131stSmartest Citizens: 3,288thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,479thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,571stMost Politically Free: 4,044thMost Income Equality: 5,563rdMost Inclusive: 7,256thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,293rdLargest Populations: 7,364thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,920thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,454thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,893rdHighest Economic Output: 12,624thBest Weather: 13,281stMost Extreme: 13,291stNudest: 15,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,129thMost Devout: 18,187th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionSafest: 31st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 56th in the regionMost Income Equality: 58th in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionMost Politically Free: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Inclusive: 204th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 205th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 282nd in the regionMost Extreme: 295th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 381st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 419th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 433rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 471st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
  • : Satosia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Satosia ceased to exist.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Welfare Programs, and Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Devout and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Satosia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".


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