The Haven of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom and Justice for all
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.24 billion Satelightians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Satelightian economy, worth a remarkable 5,253 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 304,729 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Ebor for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satelight is ranked 5th in European Union and 2,400th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Ebor for fear of causing a fuss.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Liquid Snakeball fields.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, Satelight has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the Satelight Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.

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