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The Haven of Satelight

“Freedom and Justice for all”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: European Union

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The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, intelligent population of 15.599 billion Satelightians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Euro.

Satelight is ranked 117th in European Union and 111,795th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -188.1 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Satelight voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Panem"".
  • 4 days ago: Satelight was endorsed by The Grand Sovereign Confederacy of Ventelia.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Pax Aurea, Tierra del Helios, Halsberg, Quadrance, GroBdeutsches Reich, --Aleutia--, and Ventelia.

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