The Haven of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom and Justice for all
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.036 billion Satelightians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Satelightian economy, worth a remarkable 5,164 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,174 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satelight is ranked 4th in European Union and 480th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 133 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • 14 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • 21 days ago: Satelight fell out of the regional Top 5% for Best Weather.
  • 26 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 26 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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