The Haven of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom and Justice for all
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.702 billion Satelightians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Satelightian economy, worth a remarkable 5,042 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,912 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and military spending is on the increase. Crime is totally unknown. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satelight is ranked 104th in European Union and 123,105th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -402 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, military spending is on the increase.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 8 days ago: Satelight voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • 8 days ago: Satelight voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Genetically Modified Foods"".
  • 13 days ago: Satelight's influence in European Union fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Satelight to be bombproof.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.

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