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The Haven of Satelight

“Freedom and Justice for all”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: European Union

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The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 16.237 billion Satelightians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, army rations are served on silver platters, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Euro.

Satelight is ranked 3rd in European Union and 1,764th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 14 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, artists are pillars of society.

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