The Haven of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom and Justice for all
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.874 billion Satelightians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Satelightian economy, worth a remarkable 5,112 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,000 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, surveillance cameras are banned, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satelight is ranked 3rd in European Union and 191st in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 209 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 1 day ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 10 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 12 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.

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