NationStates | The Haven of Satelight

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Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Excellent

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: European Union

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12.775 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Social Equality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Alexander Romenenko's bedroom, and only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Euro.

Satelight is ranked 3rd in European Union and 745th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 21 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

Easter Egg Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 10% of European Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of European Union for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of European Union for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of European Union for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of European Union for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of European Union for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality Top 5% of European Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of European Union for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of European Union for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Developed #1 in European Union for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of European Union for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments Top 5% of European Union for Least Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of European Union for Nicest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Nudest Top 10% of European Union for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 5% of European Union for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of European Union for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of European Union for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 10% of European Union for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of European Union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of European Union for Best Weather Top 5% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of European Union for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 5 hours ago

2 days 5 hours ago: Satelight voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On the Declaration of War".
4 days ago: Satelight voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Stopping Suicide Seeds".
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Alexander Romenenko's bedroom.
7 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government is avowedly atheist.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, Satelight's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, organ donation rates have hit a new low.