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The Haven of Satelight

“Freedom and Justice for all”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: European Union

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The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.531 billion Satelightians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Satelightian economy, worth a remarkable 5,004 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 302,757 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satelight is ranked 2nd in European Union and 765th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 433 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 10 hours ago

  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • 6 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 16 days ago: Satelight fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government pours millions of Euros into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Satelight's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the nation leads European Union in per capita stalking.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, all tariffs have been abolished.

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