The Haven of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Freedom and Justice for all
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.622 billion Satelightians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The Satelightian economy, worth a remarkable 4,300 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 230,948 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Satelightian lands, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is totally unknown. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satelight is ranked 32nd in European Union and 34,039th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 24 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satelight's influence in European Union rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Satelight was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Satelight's influence in European Union rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Satelight's influence in European Union fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Satelight's influence in European Union rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Satelight's influence in European Union fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Satelight, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Satelight, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Satelightian lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Satelight, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Satelight, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.

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