The Haven of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom and Justice for all
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Haven of Satelight is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Alexander Romenenko with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.456 billion Satelightians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebor. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but sluggish Satelightian economy, worth a remarkable 2,157 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,582 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, Satelight has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime is totally unknown. Satelight's national animal is the Liquid Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satelight is ranked 127th in European Union and 127,852nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -3,919.384 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 20 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Satelight's influence in European Union fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Satelight's influence in European Union rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 5 days ago: Satelight was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, Satelight has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, a government program is underway to revitalize Satelight's beaches.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Satelight, Satelight's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

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