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The Republic of Saryeven

“Wisdom and Prosperity”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Zarathustra

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The Republic of Saryeven is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 8.039 billion Saryevenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Law & Order are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saryeven's national animal is the Black Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Syn.

Saryeven is ranked 18th in Zarathustra and 1,500th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Saryeven fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 18 days ago: Saryeven was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Saryeven, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Saryeven, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Saryeven, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Saryeven, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Saryeven, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 24 days ago: Saryeven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Saryeven, Saryeven's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in Saryeven, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.

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