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The People's Republic of Sargonastan

“Man is free at the moment he wishes to be.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The People's Republic of Sargonastan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Sargonas with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 9.809 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sargon City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Sargonastan's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is homage to Lord Sargonas, and its currency is the Sargon.

Sargonastan is ranked 3,789th in Lazarus and 122,082nd in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -16 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 17 days ago: Sargonastan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 17 days ago: Sargonastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Sargonastan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Sargonastan, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Sargonastan, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Sargonastan, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 18 days ago: Sargonastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Strategic Arms Reduction".
  • 18 days ago: Sargonastan endorsed The Grumbling Bumbling Sheep of Drop Your Pants.
  • 22 days ago: Sargonastan was endorsed by The Grumbling Bumbling Sheep of Drop Your Pants.
  • 40 days ago: Sargonastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Adequate Sanitation".

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