Most Income Equality: 14th Most Authoritarian: 1,654th Nudest: 3,302nd
The Queen's State of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Do it first
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Queen's State of Saola is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 10.994 billion Saolans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Saolan economy, worth 69.7 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 6,342 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and Saola is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saola's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.

Saola is ranked 15,926th in the world and 33rd in Ancient Lands for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 32.77 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Income Equality: 14thMost Authoritarian: 1,654thTop
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Nudest: 3,302ndMost Extreme: 4,611thLargest Populations: 9,349thTop
10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,205thLargest Black Market: 14,256thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,926thMost Conservative: 18,481st
Top
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Authoritarian: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Conservative: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Saola's influence in Ancient Lands rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Authoritarian, the Top 5% for Nudest and Most Extreme, and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Saola fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Saola was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian.

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by Max Barry

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