Location: The Unified Christians Alliance

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The DSU Ambassador of Sandinescka is a massive, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 2.478 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Cheese Exports.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Sandinescka's national animal is the Joks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Go.

Sandinescka is ranked 15th in The Unified Christians Alliance and 71,860th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 2 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

NationStates by Max Barry, author of and