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The Kingdom of San Sicario

“Vado pazzo per i piani ben riusciti...”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: ITALIA

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The Kingdom of San Sicario is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Frankofurto Geroldsteiner with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 15.001 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kudamatsu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Kudamatsu's water use, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in San Sicario's many privately-owned prisons, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Sicario's national animal is the gatto silvano, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Lira Reale.

San Sicario is ranked 6th in ITALIA and 5,013th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 565.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 92 minutes ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Sicario, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Sicario, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in San Sicario's many privately-owned prisons.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: San Sicario was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in San Sicario, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Kudamatsu's water use.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in San Sicario, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in San Sicario, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in San Sicario, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in San Sicario, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • 13 days ago: San Sicario was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: San Sicario was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.

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