Population | 9.148 billion |
Capital | Callao |
Leader | Michael V |
Currency | Sol |
Animal | Andean Condor |
The Democratic Republic of San Martin De Porres is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Michael V with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.148 billion San Martineses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callao. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient San Martinese economy, worth 866 trillion Sols a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,774 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, the nation has nearly as many history museums as San Martineses, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Martin De Porres's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
San Martin De Porres is ranked 21,011th in the world and 1,539th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.49 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : San Martin De Porres was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : San Martin De Porres's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in San Martin De Porres, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Following new legislation in San Martin De Porres, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in San Martin De Porres, the nation has nearly as many history museums as San Martineses.
- : Following new legislation in San Martin De Porres, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
- : Following new legislation in San Martin De Porres, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts.
- : San Martin De Porres relocated from Osiris to Lazarus.
- : San Martin De Porres was refounded in Osiris.
- : San Martin De Porres ceased to exist in Lazarus.