The Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Excelsior
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Kingdom of San Lumen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Jason Bagrationi with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.141 billion San Lumenese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Lumenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,391 trillion Giselles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,991 Giselles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', military spending recently hit a new high, torture is illegal, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Lumen's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Lumen is ranked 13th in Modorra and 123,108th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Lumen, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 14 hours ago: San Lumen created a new poll in Modorra: "Should we construct an embassy with the Democratic Alliance?".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: San Lumen was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Lumen, torture is illegal.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Lumen, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Lumen, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: San Lumen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Lumen, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Lumen, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in San Lumen, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.

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