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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso

“Wobbly Wubbly Wob”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: British Isles

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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Lifeless with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 6.871 billion San Janosoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Canaproru. The average income tax rate is 87%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Tourism.

Grand Canaproru is a police state during international summits, the nation leads British Isles in per capita stalking, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Janoso's national animal is the Wepandoruthalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the San Janoso Pound.

San Janoso is ranked 207th in British Isles and 94,693rd in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in San Janoso, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in San Janoso, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in San Janoso, the nation leads British Isles in per capita stalking.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in San Janoso, Grand Canaproru is a police state during international summits.
  • 6 days ago: San Janoso voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rules of Surrender".
  • 6 days ago: San Janoso voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 14 days ago: San Janoso was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: San Janoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 19 days ago: San Janoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 23 days ago: San Janoso was endorsed by The Militarized Cabal of Kazickschtan.

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