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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso

“Wobbly Wubbly Wob”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: British Isles


The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sir Lifeless with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.629 billion San Janosoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Canaproru. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Tourism.

The nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Janoso's national animal is the Wepandoruthalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the San Janoso Pound.

San Janoso is ranked 17th in British Isles and 8,323rd in the world for Smartest Citizens, scoring 26 on the Average Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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