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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso

“Wobbly Wubbly Wob”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: British Isles

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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Lifeless with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.713 billion San Janosoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Canaproru. The average income tax rate is 86%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Tourism.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Janoso's national animal is the Wepandoruthalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the San Janoso Pound.

San Janoso is ranked 5th in British Isles and 1,850th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 182 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 3 days 11 hours ago: San Janoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in San Janoso, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 24 days ago: San Janoso was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in San Janoso, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in San Janoso, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in San Janoso, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 24 days ago: San Janoso voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Individual Working Freedoms".
  • 26 days ago: San Janoso was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lador.
  • 34 days ago: San Janoso lost the endorsement of The Armed Republic of United Nationalist Republic.
  • 36 days ago: San Janoso was endorsed by The Borderlands of Ultrasonic Beam.

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