The Old Empirical United Kingdom of
Left-wing Utopia
Wobbly Wubbly Wob
Sir Lifeless
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Lifeless with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The democratic population of 9.658 billion San Janosoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Canaproru. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Janosoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion San Janoso Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,529 San Janoso Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover San Janoso Pounds during Arts and Crafts, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the SJBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Janoso's national animal is the Wepandoruthalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Janoso is ranked 87th in Pax Britannia and 140,399th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -309 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : San Janoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : San Janoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : San Janoso's influence in Pax Britannia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : San Janoso's influence in Pax Britannia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : San Janoso's influence in Pax Britannia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : San Janoso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : San Janoso fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • : San Janoso's influence in Pax Britannia rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : San Janoso voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nation of Quebec".
  • : San Janoso's influence in Pax Britannia fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".

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