Most Efficient Economies: 636th Most Developed: 2,293rd Least Corrupt Governments: 2,648th
The Old Empirical United Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Wobbly Wubbly Wob
Sir Lifeless
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Lifeless with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.322 billion San Janosoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Canaproru. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Janosoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,527 trillion San Janoso Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,984 San Janoso Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, the nation leads Pax Britannia in per capita stalking, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Janoso's national animal is the Wepandoruthalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

San Janoso is ranked 22,355th in the world and 11th in Pax Britannia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 636thTop
Most Developed: 2,293rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,030thMost Secular: 3,487thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,697thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,888thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,968thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,071stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,613thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,697thBest Weather: 4,966thSmartest Citizens: 4,972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,162ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,651stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,761stHighest Economic Output: 5,761stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,791stSafest: 5,848thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,016thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,234thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,766thMost Pacifist: 8,109thTop
Most Influential: 9,451stHighest Average Incomes: 10,153rdLargest Populations: 10,326thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,611thLargest Governments: 11,837thLowest Crime Rates: 11,837thMost Cultured: 13,691stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,271stLargest Welfare Programs: 14,364thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,219th
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the region

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