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The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso

“Wobbly Wubbly Wob”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: British Isles


The Old Empirical United Kingdom of San Janoso is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Lifeless with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 6.537 billion San Janosoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Commerce, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Canaproru. The average income tax rate is 85%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Tourism.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, Grand Canaproru spends billions upgrading public transport, San Janoso has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Janoso's national animal is the Wepandoruthalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the San Janoso Pound.

San Janoso is ranked 158th in British Isles and 86,257th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -17.3 Insults Per Minute (net).

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