NationStates | The Holy Empire of San Iker Casillas

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“Jesus Saves Souls, San Iker Saves Goals”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Very Good	Economy: Thriving	Political Freedoms: Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Holy Empire of San Iker Casillas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Iker Casillas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.971 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago Bernabéu. The average income tax rate is 94%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, criminals are thrown to the Beavers to repay their debt to society, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Iker Casillas's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is La Furia Roja, and its currency is the Clean Sheet.

San Iker Casillas is ranked 4,063rd in the Pacific and 99,354th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -37 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Easter Egg Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Cultured Top 10% of the Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the Pacific for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 10% of the Pacific for Most Pacifist Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 5% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of the Pacific for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the Pacific for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 10% of the world for Best Weather Top 5% of the Pacific for Best Weather Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days ago

8 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
8 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
9 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, criminals are thrown to the Beavers to repay their debt to society.
12 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
43 days ago: San Iker Casillas was endorsed by The Confederate States of Oultre-Jourdain.
47 days ago: San Iker Casillas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).
50 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.
50 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
51 days ago: San Iker Casillas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
51 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, abortions are routinely performed in San Iker Casillas's hospitals.

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Endorsements Received: 5 (Krulltopia, Rothinzil, Britlandiana, Lideon, Namit96)