The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Jesus Saves Souls, San Iker Saves Goals
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Holy Empire of San Iker Casillas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Iker Casillas with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 9.037 billion San Iker Casillasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago Bernabéu. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The thriving San Iker Casillasian economy, worth 921 trillion Clean Sheets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 101,918 Clean Sheets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials across San Iker Casillas are being "encouraged" to adopt Beavers to set an example for the populace, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, police officers ride the swiftest Beavers, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Iker Casillas's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is La Furia Roja.

San Iker Casillas is ranked 3,685th in Osiris and 122,189th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -12 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: San Iker Casillas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: San Iker Casillas was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 7 days ago: San Iker Casillas fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 9 days ago: San Iker Casillas was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • 16 days ago: San Iker Casillas was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 20 days ago: San Iker Casillas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, police officers ride the swiftest Beavers.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in San Iker Casillas, government officials across San Iker Casillas are being "encouraged" to adopt Beavers to set an example for the populace.

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