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The Holy Empire of San Iker Casillas

“Jesus Saves Souls, San Iker Saves Goals”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific


The Holy Empire of San Iker Casillas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Iker Casillas with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 8.238 billion San Iker Casillasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago Bernabéu. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, criminals are thrown to the Beavers to repay their debt to society, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Iker Casillas's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is La Furia Roja, and its currency is the Clean Sheet.

San Iker Casillas is ranked 1,890th in the Pacific and 48,271st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 72 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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by Max Barry

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