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|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Instigator
The People's Snowy Republic of Samozaryadnyastan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Incumbent of the People Joachim Ivanov with an even hand, and remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.55 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samozniy-Sapphire. The average income tax rate is 90%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism, Book Publishing, and Gambling industries.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, Samozaryadnyastan's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, and Samozaryadnyastan is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samozaryadnyastan's national animal is the Samozniy Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is The Brotherhood of UltraScience, and its currency is the Samozniy Dollar.
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 8 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan changed the regional password in Sapphire.
- 13 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
- 13 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- 22 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- 42 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- 44 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan lodged a message on the Sapphire Regional Message Board.
- 44 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
- 45 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- 64 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan's influence in Sapphire rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- 66 days ago: Samozaryadnyastan changed the regional password in Sapphire.