The Recently Chilled Out People of Sambado is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by -REDACTED- with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 26.469 billion Sambadons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of -REDACTED-. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sambadon economy, worth a remarkable 6,847 trillion creds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,682 creds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees from Sambado dominate international lumberjack competitions, Sambadon police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sambado's national animal is the magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is lost to time.

Sambado is ranked 2,701^st in the world and 1^st in The West Side for Lowest Crime Rates, with 133.89 law-abiding acts per hour.