The Autocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mountain Paradise
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Autocracy of Saliba is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 26.351 billion Salibans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The enormous but inefficient Saliban economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion gold nuggets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Gambling. Average income is 65,235 gold nuggets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and all guns must be registered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saliba's national animal is the llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saliba is ranked 62nd in Antarctica and 137,122nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -3 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, all guns must be registered.
  • : Saliba fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Saliba, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Saliba lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
  • : Saliba changed its national animal to "llama" and its motto to "Mountain Paradise".

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