| Category: Corporate Police State | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: Kittens Sanctuary
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Feminine Feline Colony of Salems Den is a gargantuan, devout nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.082 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing industries.
Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Salems Den's many privately-owned prisons, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the Black Panther is believed to be extinct. Crime is a major problem. Salems Den's national animal is the Black Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Claw.
Salems Den is ranked 1st in Kittens Sanctuary and 5,013th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 14 on the Bus Surprisal Index.






























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 6 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry. - 8 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry. - 9 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces. - 12 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative. - 17 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided. - 19 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry. - 50 days ago:
Salems Den fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector. - 66 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 10%). - 83 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%). - 96 days ago:
Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.






