The Feminine Feline Colony of
Corporate Police State
I Know What You're Thinking, I Can Read your Mind
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Feminine Feline Colony of Salems Den is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.062 billion Shadows are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a Shadow economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion Claws a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 98,923 Claws, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 565,641 per year while the poor average 8,366, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Salems Den's many privately-owned prisons, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the Black Panther is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Salems Den's national animal is the Black Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salems Den is ranked 5th in Cat Burglars and 39,965th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salems Den fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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