Largest Populations: 2,995th Most Pro-Market: 3,650th Highest Economic Output: 4,039th
The Feminine Feline Colony of
Corporate Police State
I Know What You're Thinking, I Can Read your Mind
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Feminine Feline Colony of Salems Den is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.404 billion Shadows are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Shadow economy, worth a remarkable 2,046 trillion Claws a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,306 Claws, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 573,548 per year while the poor average 8,483, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Salems Den's many privately-owned prisons, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the Black Panther is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Salems Den's national animal is the Black Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salems Den is ranked 8,866th in the world and 1st in Cat Burglars for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,844.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 2,995thMost Pro-Market: 3,650thHighest Economic Output: 4,039thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,114thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,598thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,682ndMost Avoided: 7,265thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,026thFattest Citizens: 8,132ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,161stLargest Gambling Industry: 8,866thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,336thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,297thLargest Mining Sector: 10,430thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,461stLargest Insurance Industry: 12,321stMost Stationary: 12,381stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,694th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Contender" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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