Largest Populations: 2,899th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,040th Highest Economic Output: 4,109th
The Feminine Feline Colony of
Corporate Police State
I Know What You're Thinking, I Can Read your Mind
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Feminine Feline Colony of Salems Den is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.001 billion Shadows are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Shadow economy, worth a remarkable 2,106 trillion Claws a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,306 Claws, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 573,548 per year while the poor average 8,483, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Salems Den's many privately-owned prisons, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the Black Panther is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Salems Den's national animal is the Black Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salems Den is ranked 158,656th in the world and 3rd in Cat Burglars for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 17.03 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
5%
Largest Populations: 2,899thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,040thHighest Economic Output: 4,109thMost Pro-Market: 4,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,813thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,928thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,724thMost Avoided: 7,672ndFattest Citizens: 8,410thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,663rdTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,940thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,054thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,074thMost Stationary: 11,037thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,098thLargest Mining Sector: 11,411thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,198thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,449thLargest Black Market: 17,505th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Power".
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens, Most Ignorant Citizens, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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