The Feminine Feline Colony of
Corporate Police State
I Know What You're Thinking, I Can Read your Mind
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Feminine Feline Colony of Salems Den is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.441 billion Shadows are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a Shadow economy, worth a remarkable 1,725 trillion Claws a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 98,923 Claws, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 565,641 per year while the poor average 8,366, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Salems Den's many privately-owned prisons, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the Black Panther is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Salems Den's national animal is the Black Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salems Den is ranked 1st in Cat Burglars and 5,339th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 459.695 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day ago

  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 8 days ago: Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • 10 days ago: Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 11 days ago: Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: Salems Den fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 20 days ago: Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 21 days ago: Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 43 days ago: Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 48 days ago: Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Primitive.

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