Most Pro-Market: 2,803rd Largest Populations: 3,011th Highest Economic Output: 3,935th
The Feminine Feline Colony of
Corporate Police State
I Know What You're Thinking, I Can Read your Mind
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Feminine Feline Colony of Salems Den is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.891 billion Shadows are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Shadow economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion Claws a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,306 Claws, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 573,548 per year while the poor average 8,483, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

Hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Salems Den's many privately-owned prisons, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and the Black Panther is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Salems Den's national animal is the Black Panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salems Den is ranked 120,444th in the world and 4th in Cat Burglars for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.14 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Top
5%
Most Pro-Market: 2,803rdLargest Populations: 3,011thHighest Economic Output: 3,935thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,348thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,880thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,920thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,831stMost Avoided: 7,596thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,558thFattest Citizens: 8,831stTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,283rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,317thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,521stLargest Mining Sector: 10,340thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,717thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,285thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,421stMost Stationary: 13,164thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,530thMost Primitive: 14,068thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,273rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,929thLargest Black Market: 17,679th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Salems Den's influence in Cat Burglars rose from "Contender" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Largest Gambling Industry, and Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Salems Den was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Salems Den fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.

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