Highest Poor Incomes: 45th Most Scientifically Advanced: 106th Largest Information Technology Sector: 161st
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The Cruzdom of Saiwania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ted Cruz with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.097 billion Saiwanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,377 trillion Saiwans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 373,003 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protests are illegal, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, the government pours millions of Saiwans into rehabilitation programs annually, and families are only permitted to have one child. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Saiwania's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Might.

Saiwania is ranked 519th in the world and 1st in Europeia for Highest Economic Output, with 6,377 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Poor Incomes: 45thMost Scientifically Advanced: 106thLargest Information Technology Sector: 161stLargest Publishing Industry: 188thSmartest Citizens: 221stMost Efficient Economies: 259thMost Cultured: 361stHighest Average Incomes: 446thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 462ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 475thMost Secular: 499thHighest Economic Output: 519thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 727thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 790thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 794thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 968thSafest: 1,081stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,127thFattest Citizens: 1,283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,309thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,320thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,469thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,491stLargest Mining Sector: 1,546thMost Avoided: 1,732ndMost Influential: 1,829thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,981stLargest Governments: 2,258thLargest Retail Industry: 2,272ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,453rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,593rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,573rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,000thLargest Populations: 4,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,537thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,777thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,195thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,058thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,058thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,301stTop
Most Developed: 10,657thRudest Citizens: 11,945thLargest Black Market: 13,674thLowest Crime Rates: 19,090th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 60th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 61st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 90th in the regionMost Conservative: 133rd in the regionMost Influential: 144th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 152nd in the regionMost Developed: 165th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the government pours millions of Saiwans into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, protests are illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, every street in the nation contains at least three law firms.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Saiwania was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.


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