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The Capitalist Republic of Saiwania

“The Wealth of Freedom”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Nordic Lands

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The Capitalist Republic of Saiwania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Helia with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 13.624 billion Saiwanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 43%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Religious education is a new government priority, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saiwania's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its currency is the Saiwan.

Saiwania is ranked 160th in Nordic Lands and 113,945th in the world for Best Weather, with -1,411 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Saiwania was endorsed by The Kingdom of Norsvea.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Saiwania was ranked #1 in the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, religious education is a new government priority.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, Saiwania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 7 days ago: Saiwania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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