Highest Poor Incomes: 28th Most Scientifically Advanced: 104th Largest Information Technology Sector: 153rd
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The Federation of Saiwania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Danzo with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 17.453 billion Saiwanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,518 trillion Saiwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 373,481 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, conspiracy theorists allege Saiwana's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is totally unknown. Saiwania's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Saiwania is ranked 1,951st in the world and 16th in Europeia for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 66.53 Whatever.

Highest Poor Incomes: 28thMost Scientifically Advanced: 104thLargest Information Technology Sector: 153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 158thSmartest Citizens: 187thMost Efficient Economies: 252ndMost Cultured: 345thHighest Average Incomes: 470thMost Secular: 470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 486thHighest Economic Output: 508thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 529thSafest: 786thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 807thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 908thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 941stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,113thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,151stMost Influential: 1,295thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,314thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,752ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,796thLargest Governments: 1,864thFattest Citizens: 1,904thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,951stLargest Mining Sector: 2,011thLargest Retail Industry: 2,343rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,483rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,601stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,727thMost Avoided: 2,747thMost Developed: 2,926thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,030thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,159thLargest Populations: 4,453rdMost Income Equality: 5,180thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,247thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,981stLowest Crime Rates: 9,736thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,770th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, conspiracy theorists allege Saiwana's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.


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