The Capitalist Republic of
New York Times Democracy
The Wealth of Freedom
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Capitalist Republic of Saiwania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Helia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.037 billion Saiwanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,845 trillion Saiwans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 388,733 Saiwans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, and foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saiwania's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Saiwania is ranked 123rd in Nordic Lands and 146,831st in the world for Most Devout, scoring -732 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 minutes ago

  • 9 hours ago: Saiwania was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • 8 days ago: Saiwania endorsed The Queendom of Bergby.
  • 8 days ago: Saiwania was endorsed by The Queendom of Bergby.
  • 8 days ago: Saiwania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Saiwania, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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