The Crusader Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
In hoc signo vinces
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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The Crusader Kingdom of Saiwania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Martel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.68 billion Saiwanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saiwana. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Saiwanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,100 trillion Saiwans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 389,077 Saiwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Saiwana. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Saiwania's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Saiwania is ranked 1st in Geopolity and 92nd in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 2,704 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Saiwana.
  • : Saiwania was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Saiwania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Saiwania, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.

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