Highest Crime Rates: 202nd Most Armed: 307th Least Corrupt Governments: 559th
The Homotopian Republic of
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Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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The Homotopian Republic of Saint-Sebastian is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rosko Alaska with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 9.714 billion Saints enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Social Policy, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonewall. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.

The Saintly economy, worth 940 trillion Pink Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 96,777 Pink Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Healthcare funding has been cut, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and the ban on cars has been repealed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Saint-Sebastian's national animal is the catamount, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saint-Sebastian is ranked 187,026th in the world and 351st in Gay for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.8 Missed References Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 202ndMost Armed: 307thLeast Corrupt Governments: 559thLargest Publishing Industry: 656thMost Secular: 828thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,047thMost Influential: 1,103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,205thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,999thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,251stMost Primitive: 3,008thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,299thMost Avoided: 3,320thMost Inclusive: 4,177thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,304thLargest Retail Industry: 4,497thSmartest Citizens: 4,881stFattest Citizens: 6,282ndHighest Drug Use: 7,838thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,437thNudest: 8,962ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,579thLargest Populations: 11,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,272ndMost Stationary: 12,447thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,066thRudest Citizens: 13,403rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,937thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,487th
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Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, healthcare funding has been cut.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Saint-Sebastian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, citizens must pay to enjoy Saint-Sebastian's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, Saint-Sebastian's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Saint-Sebastian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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