The Homotopian Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Good

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The Homotopian Republic of Saint-Sebastian is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rosko Alaska with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.934 billion Saints enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonewall. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The large but stagnant Saintly economy, worth 365 trillion Pink Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,023 Pink Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint-Sebastian's national animal is the catamount, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint-Sebastian is ranked 31st in Gay and 9,081st in the world for Best Weather, with 63 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 99 minutes ago

  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • 19 hours ago: Saint-Sebastian endorsed The United Socialist States of Pink Fluffia.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Saint-Sebastian was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 5 days ago: Saint-Sebastian was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.

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