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The Homotopian Republic of Saint-Sebastian

“sanguinem foederis grossior aquam de vulva”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Gay

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The Homotopian Republic of Saint-Sebastian is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rosko Alaska with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.993 billion Saints hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonewall. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Saintly economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Pink Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,335 Pink Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint-Sebastian's national animal is the flamingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saint-Sebastian is ranked 166th in Gay and 113,423rd in the world for Most Devout, scoring -167 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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