The Homotopian Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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The Homotopian Republic of Saint-Sebastian is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rosko Alaska with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.695 billion Saints enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonewall. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The sizeable but stagnant Saintly economy, worth 97.6 trillion Pink Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 12,688 Pink Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is illegal, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint-Sebastian's national animal is the catamount, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint-Sebastian is ranked 239th in Gay and 141,208th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -401.74 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • 16 hours ago: Saint-Sebastian was endorsed by The Federation of Neo-Dolphinaria.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Saint-Sebastian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, torture is illegal.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, nine out of ten citizens of Saint-Sebastian answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.

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