Highest Crime Rates: 174th Most Armed: 236th Least Corrupt Governments: 743rd
The Homosocial Republic of
Capitalizt
A Republic of Brothers
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
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The Homosocial Republic of Saint-Sebastian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rosko Alaska with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.056 billion Saints enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonewall. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but sluggish Saintly economy, worth 483 trillion Pink Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,762 Pink Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saint-Sebastian's national animal is the catamount, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saint-Sebastian is ranked 2,232nd in the world and 6th in Gay for Most Avoided, scoring 1,075.48 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Highest Crime Rates: 174thMost Armed: 236thLeast Corrupt Governments: 743rdMost Rebellious Youth: 905thMost Influential: 1,132ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,245thMost Secular: 1,442ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,567thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,232ndFattest Citizens: 3,073rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,038thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,811thSmartest Citizens: 5,762ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,400thMost Inclusive: 7,155thTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 9,305thMost Stationary: 10,340thRudest Citizens: 10,478thLargest Populations: 10,479thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,664thLargest Retail Industry: 13,979thMost Primitive: 14,608thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,868th
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Highest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Primitive: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saint-Sebastian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage.
  • : Saint-Sebastian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, Rosko Alaska's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.

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