The Homotopian Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Homotopian Republic of Saint-Sebastian is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rosko Alaska with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.352 billion Saints enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonewall. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Saintly economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Pink Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,277 Pink Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, anti-government web sites are springing up, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint-Sebastian's national animal is the catamount, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saint-Sebastian is ranked 22nd in Gay and 3,725th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 37 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 minutes ago

  • 27 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • 11 hours ago: Saint-Sebastian fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Saint-Sebastian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned catamountball fields.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, prudishness is on the way out.

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