The Homotopian Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Homotopian Republic of Saint-Sebastian is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rosko Alaska with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.525 billion Saints enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stonewall. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saintly economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion Pink Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,402 Pink Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A nation-wide cull of catamounts is in effect, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint-Sebastian's national animal is the catamount, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint-Sebastian is ranked 209th in Gay and 139,174th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -50 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Saint-Sebastian was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, a nation-wide cull of catamounts is in effect.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Sebastian, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.

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