The Ravanian Sword of Justice of
Father Knows Best State
Justice for all!
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Ravanian Sword of Justice of Saint-Paul is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Saint-Paul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.162 billion Saint-Paulians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Paul-in-the-field. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint-Paulian economy, worth 548 trillion Talents a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,528 Talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, child labor has been outlawed, Saint-Paul is renowned for its lax gun laws, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint-Paul's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Circle of the Raven.

Saint-Paul is ranked 9th in The Iron League and 134,322nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, Saint-Paul is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Saint-Paul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, child labor has been outlawed.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, Saint-Paul Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Saint-Paul to be bombproof.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Saint-Paul, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.

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