Most Inclusive: 11th Highest Average Tax Rates: 30th Most Beautiful Environments: 33rd
The People's Republic of
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The People's Republic of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.36 billion Safjians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Safjian economy, worth a remarkable 4,732 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 186,606 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the nation leads Texas in per capita stalking, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 191,885th in the world and 175th in Texas for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.41 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Inclusive: 11thHighest Average Tax Rates: 30thMost Beautiful Environments: 33rdLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Pacifist: 35thLargest Governments: 42ndBest Weather: 45thNicest Citizens: 50thMost Compassionate Citizens: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 56thHealthiest Citizens: 57thMost Cheerful Citizens: 70thMost Cultured: 97thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 117thSafest: 131stSmartest Citizens: 145thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191stLowest Crime Rates: 206thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 219thLargest Welfare Programs: 235thLeast Corrupt Governments: 366thMost Advanced Public Education: 506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 782ndHighest Economic Output: 913thLargest Populations: 1,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,549thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,002ndMost Politically Free: 2,196thMost Devout: 3,047thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,396thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,290thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,916thHighest Average Incomes: 4,961stHighest Drug Use: 6,528thNudest: 7,480thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,776thMost Developed: 15,992ndMost Extreme: 16,521st
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation leads Texas in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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