Most Inclusive: 9th Highest Average Tax Rates: 29th Longest Average Lifespans: 31st
The People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well
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The People's Republic of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.534 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Safjian economy, worth a remarkable 3,820 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,606 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, euthanasia is legal, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 204th in the world and 3rd in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 198.24 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Inclusive: 9thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29thLongest Average Lifespans: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rdMost Pacifist: 34thLargest Governments: 40thBest Weather: 40thNicest Citizens: 49thMost Compassionate Citizens: 51stHealthiest Citizens: 52ndMost Rebellious Youth: 55thMost Cheerful Citizens: 66thMost Cultured: 89thSmartest Citizens: 136thSafest: 138thLowest Crime Rates: 204thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 295thLeast Corrupt Governments: 360thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 625thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 660thLargest Welfare Programs: 684thLargest Populations: 1,209thHighest Economic Output: 1,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,573rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,370thMost Politically Free: 2,555thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,697thMost Devout: 3,841stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,864thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,352ndHighest Drug Use: 6,714thNudest: 6,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,576thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,863rdMost Extreme: 10,310thMost Income Equality: 16,281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,568th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.

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