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The People's Republic of Safj

“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The People's Republic of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, intelligent population of 21.5 billion Safjians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

People are moving into treehouses in record numbers, abortions are routinely performed in Safj's hospitals, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Ivox.

Safj is ranked 6th in Lazarus and 160th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 326 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, abortions are routinely performed in Safj's hospitals.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Safj, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Safj, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Safj, gambling addicts regularly lose their families' nest eggs at Native Safjian casinos.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Safj, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Safj, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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