Most Inclusive: 7th Most Developed: 7th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th
The Tourist's Paradise of
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The Tourist's Paradise of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.399 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of W A V E C I T Y. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth a remarkable 8,082 trillion Ivoxes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,158 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Safj's border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Aesthetic Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 29th in the world and 1st in Texas for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4,865.1 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Inclusive: 7thMost Developed: 7thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thLargest Welfare Programs: 14thLongest Average Lifespans: 22ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 28thMost Advanced Public Education: 29thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29thMost Beautiful Environments: 32ndMost Pacifist: 34thNicest Citizens: 39thLargest Governments: 39thBest Weather: 40thMost Cheerful Citizens: 44thHealthiest Citizens: 46thMost Compassionate Citizens: 48thMost Advanced Public Transport: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 56thMost Cultured: 70thSafest: 149thSmartest Citizens: 150thHighest Poor Incomes: 163rdLowest Crime Rates: 227thLeast Corrupt Governments: 284thMost Subsidized Industry: 295thHighest Economic Output: 336thLargest Populations: 1,177thHighest Average Incomes: 1,192ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,422ndTop
Most Politically Free: 2,445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,618thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,229thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,458thMost Devout: 6,863rdNudest: 8,254thMost Efficient Economies: 9,175thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,426thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,122ndMost Influential: 15,608thMost Extreme: 15,763rdHighest Drug Use: 18,153rd
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, refugees from other nations are flocking to Safj's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Safj lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Kaiser Wassner's bedroom.


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