The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The People's Republic of Safj is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 23.089 billion Safjians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Safjian economy, worth 480 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 20,800 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, artists are pillars of society, abortions are routinely performed in Safj's hospitals, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 1st in The United Reddit Nations and 62nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 38 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Safj was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, abortions are routinely performed in Safj's hospitals.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, artists are pillars of society.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 4 days ago: Safj fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Safj, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.

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