The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The People's Republic of Safj is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.955 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Safjian economy, worth 474 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 20,669 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 47th in The United Reddit Nations and 143,357th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -479 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Safj was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, euthanasia is legal.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Safj, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Safj, children are sent to either religious or secular schools.

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