The People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The People's Republic of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.9 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but stagnant Safjian economy, worth a remarkable 1,542 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 61,941 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, surveillance cameras are banned, and government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 3rd in The United Reddit Nations and 10,218th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, workers have seized control of the economy.

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