Most Inclusive: 9th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th
The Bibliophile's Republic of
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The Bibliophile's Republic of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.868 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Safjian economy, worth a remarkable 7,760 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 300,000 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Friendly Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Safj is ranked 190th in the world and 3rd in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 200.71 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Inclusive: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18thLargest Welfare Programs: 23rdLongest Average Lifespans: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 31stMost Pacifist: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32ndLargest Governments: 39thBest Weather: 40thNicest Citizens: 41stMost Compassionate Citizens: 47thMost Advanced Public Education: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 50thMost Cheerful Citizens: 54thMost Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Advanced Public Transport: 65thMost Cultured: 79thSmartest Citizens: 115thSafest: 132ndHighest Poor Incomes: 141stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 189thLowest Crime Rates: 190thLeast Corrupt Governments: 330thHighest Economic Output: 352ndMost Subsidized Industry: 579thLargest Publishing Industry: 998thLargest Populations: 1,205thHighest Average Incomes: 1,232ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,532ndTop
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Most Politically Free: 2,008thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,302ndMost Devout: 5,908thMost Developed: 6,416thTop
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Nudest: 8,529thMost Extreme: 11,435thMost Income Equality: 12,875thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,248th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation leads Texas in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Friendly Penguinball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Safj's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.

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