Most Inclusive: 9th Longest Average Lifespans: 27th Highest Average Tax Rates: 29th
The People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The People's Republic of Safj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser Wassner with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.678 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Bend. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Safjian economy, worth a remarkable 6,015 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 234,256 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 95th in the world and 1st in Texas for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 20,874.99 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 9thLongest Average Lifespans: 27thHighest Average Tax Rates: 29thMost Beautiful Environments: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32ndMost Pacifist: 34thLargest Governments: 38thBest Weather: 40thNicest Citizens: 44thMost Compassionate Citizens: 47thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52ndHealthiest Citizens: 53rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 58thMost Cheerful Citizens: 61stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 82ndMost Cultured: 84thLargest Welfare Programs: 95thSmartest Citizens: 133rdSafest: 142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 200thLowest Crime Rates: 200thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 203rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 341stMost Advanced Public Transport: 342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 480thHighest Economic Output: 584thLargest Populations: 1,213thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,857thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,145thMost Politically Free: 2,530thHighest Average Incomes: 2,683rdMost Devout: 3,410thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,915thHighest Drug Use: 6,874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,271stTop
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Nudest: 8,949thMost Developed: 14,591st
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.

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